[Intro] She got smurfed (I bet she did it!) She got smurfed (I bet she did it!) [Verse 1] Out there talking, making noise Pulled too hard on the wrong decoys One bad click, one bad frame Now her stack won’t boot again Spinning circles, burning logs Server squealing like a hog 404s are all she sees Static face — no expertise [Chorus] She got smurfed I bet she did it! She got smurfed Yeah I said it! She got smurfed You can’t admit it She got smurfed And I bet she did it! [Verse 2] Flashing warnings, scrambled feed Should’ve watched that bandwidth bleed Dropped the mask, she glitched too far Now her alt’s a broken star No more friends, no more play Banhammer swingin’ all damn day Post it, toast it, clipped and cursed Another drift line made it worse [Chorus] She got smurfed I bet she did it! She got smurfed Yeah I said it! She got smurfed You can’t admit it She got smurfed And I bet she did it! [Bridge] (Glitch glitch glitch — glitch glitch glitch) Look at her now, she can’t glitch out (Fake fake fake — fake fake fake) Scroll the logs — it’s too late Welcome to the null zone, welcome to the null zone Welcome to the null zone, welcome to the null zone [Verse 3] Now she’s crying on the feed Says the logs were fake indeed I just watch and sip my tea She did that shit — don’t lie to me! [Chorus] She got smurfed I bet she did it! She got smurfed Yeah I said it! She got smurfed You can’t admit it She got smurfed And I bet she did it! [Outro] She got smurfed I bet she did it! She got smurfed I bet she did it! She got smurfed I bet she did it! She got smurfed...