[intro] [Instrumental: Building layers of instruments over 45 seconds before properly kicking in with a coalesced rhythm] [spoken, young peppy female waitress voice] Ah, Mr. Richi. Mistress Malady. I'm Jessica. I'll be your table this evening — and your dessert. [hook: female] Salt, Heat, Acid, Fat Come and pet my kitty kat Heat, fat, acid, salt Chocolate coat, I’ll tease the malt Heat, salt, fat, acid Prices low and service rapid Salt, fat, acid, heat Safe, hygienic and discreet [hook:male] Salt, Heat, Acid, Fat Kitty where my mouth is at Heat, fat, acid, salt Crack the safe, hijack the vault Heat, salt, fat, acid Mr Penis - don't go flaccid Salt, fat, acid, heat Keep the playlist on repeat [verse: male rapped] Lady Malady's beliefs - won't eat meat, but eats cheese, likes a curry but hates Chinese. Loves a chippy but the last one was greasy. Tired of the bleating - fury peaking Let's order a pizza! Allergic to wheat? O K, how bout a restaurant? I know a pretty cool off track hipster haunt. I don’t want to hear you whinging or groaning or moaning about the dinge Girl the only thing I've eaten all day is your minge. Table like a dj: wobbling vinyl Tongues playing tennis like a Wimbledon final Manager my buddy said to cool my jets He’s just put on new chips It’ll be ten minutes yet Not the piece of news I was hoping to hear But Malady’s on the booze and she’s licking my ear Whispering - ‘ooh I wanna do you right here’ Voice so hot it sublimated my beer I signalled the waitress - requested the bill. Hand over the fold - said ‘10 in the till’ I always bring my dates to Danny’s chicken and grill Now I’m groping for an order to fill ... Hey Malady what you thinking for dessert? I couldn’t help but notice that you’re wearing a skirt… Take a trip down town get the sweet of my dreams Gobbling the cobbler peach with ice cream Come here all the time Still enjoying the scene Ink stamp on the back For the loyalty scheme [bridge] I digested the menu I read the specials too But I can’t wish of a dish that's more delicious than you Amaze me with your flavour A table just for two And you sitting with me Malady and Richi Mabozza and Milady(-lady-lady) Cordon blue [drop] [big breakdown leading into Malady's verse, the sound is big but she is bigger] [verse: female rapped] If you’re in the mood for a rendezvous I’ll let you fork some beef into my flesh fondue Hot pot sukiyaki if you think you can mack me, better work up an appetite I’m a fattening snack. You wanna scratch on this ham? Chessboard on the back - you gotta get around the edges so the crackling cracks. And if you packing then I’m whacking if the cheese in the wax don’t want a babybel from hell I keep my ribs in the rack. You want a mouth feel soft and creamy like silk? Dreamy thighs got the butter but they’re missing the milk. Crumbing the bread - I prefer the hanky panko My head on the bed flanked by my ankles. It's just a better feeling when I'm seeing my feet Batter like a stack of pancakes - syrupy sweet [hook:female] Salt, Heat, Acid, Fat In a new kitchen - wear a chefs hat Heat, fat, acid, salt Flawless meal, just try to find fault Heat, salt, fat, acid Front of house small but the back be massive Salt, fat, acid, heat Toast my buns and cram them with meat Salt, Heat, Acid, Fat Said you had a king prawn fished like cat Heat, fat, acid, salt Looking for a guy who can hands free pole vault Heat, salt, fat, acid Thickness scale? Think molasses Salt, fat, acid, heat Them wide boys be lining my street
