[lute] Verse 1: Gather 'round, good folk, and hear my tale, Of a man so sly, whose tricks prevail. A guard in Candlekeep, with duties planned, Yet every day, he messes up, a prankster in our land. Chorus: Oh, Folks, beware his name, A prankster guard who loves his game. beware his name, A prankster who loves his game Verse 2: One day he planted, with a wicked grin, A magical book, to draw us in. We opened its pages, and to our surprise, It sprang to life, before our eyes. Guard laughed, his prank was grand, The animated book, our fate in hand. We fought for our lives, barely got away, From guard's cruel jest, on that dark day. [instrumental lute small solo] Verse 3: Guard laughed, his prank was grand, The animated book, our fate in hand. We fought for our lives, barely got away, From guard's cruel jest, on that dark day. [instrumental lute small solo] Chorus: Oh, Folks, beware his name, A prankster who loves his game... who loves his game [solo] Verse 4: That same guard, with mischief in mind, Set a blaze in the Pillars, leaving trouble behind. He burned down a room, just for a jest, And tried to frame us, putting us to the test. With flames rising high, we were caught in dismay, the guard stood by, laughing away. We made people see through his devious plot, Exposing his lies, justice was sought. [mini solo] Chorus: you're a liar, you're a bastartd, it's plain to see, but beware, we will make you kneel Verse 5: A magic lollipop, shaped in love's guise, He ensnared Teefa and another with lies. Under his spell, their hearts did swoon, I broke the charm, under the moon's soft boon. I saved them from folly, from guard's deceit, With courage and wisdom, their hearts I did meet. From his lollipop, they did break free, Thanks to me, their true selves they could see. Chorus: you're a liar, you're a bastartd, it's plain to see, but beware, we will make you kneel Verse 6: With every boast, he'd flex and say "muscles," As if his strength could hide his devious hustles. But do you grasp the character so frantic? It's none other than the infamous Tunic! He'd strut and he'd preen, his ego on high, But beneath his facade, his treachery did lie. Now the truth is laid bare, for all to see, The mischievous guard, Tunic, it's he! [solo] [Outro] Tuuuunic... youuu... bastardd... you... fucking... bastard [fade out] [silence] [end song] a male medieval guard in a hooded robe as the song cover [silence] [end song]
