[Verse 1] If you were a porcelain doll instead You can buy a couple ornaments Just be sure to read the warning kids Cause very soon you'll be bored of it [Chorus] Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual You can always call up a professional They stick pins in you like a vegetable Ha ha ha [Verse 2] Kids forever, kids forever Baby soft skin turns into leather Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic No one will love you if you're unattractive [Chorus] Oh Mr. Spud Potato, tell me Is it true that pain is beauty Does a new face come with a warranty Will a pretty face make it better Oh Mr. Spud Potato, tell me How did you afford it, seriously They say your will stay forever Even if your face is [Outro] (Ha ha ha)
