[Verse 1 – Lost Again, as Usual] They took a shortcut that wasn’t on the map, Ended up lost in a mossy trap. Kevin said, “I don’t trust that rock,” Miles said, “Bro, that’s a unicorn flock.” 🦄😳 No map, no signs, no ranger post, Just weird bird noises and cryptid ghosts. 👣 But they didn’t panic, didn’t freak out, They just took a breath and said with clout: [Chorus – Trust the Gut] 🎵 Follow the gut, when the path gets wild, Through enchanted woods and terrain defiled. No GPS, no wizard app, Just primal instinct and a soggy map. 🗺️ They found a gnome, a phoenix nest, 🔥🧙 A dragon napping in a fuzzy vest. 🐉😴 No plan, no map, but they didn’t give up— They just kept walking, trusting the gut. [Verse 2 – The Cryptid Crawl] They tripped on a rock—nope, that’s a troll. 😬 Got chased by a griffin guarding a hole. High-fived Bigfoot in a mossy glen, He said, “Respect. I remember when…” 👋🦶 Saw fairies arguing over trail snacks, And a centaur doing crunches with his back. 💪🐎 Kevin said, “We should probably keep going.” Miles nodded. “Let’s follow the glowing.” (???) [Bridge – Destiny’s Pull] The wind was weird, the sky turned teal, But their guts said, This way’s real. Through clouds shaped like raccoons on bikes, Through thunderstorms and flying pikes. ⚡🎣 Somehow the stars aligned just right, A rock rolled back… revealing porchlight. A mailbox stood like a glowing throne, And they realized: “Yo… we’re almost home.” [Final Chorus – Coming Out the Other Side] 🎵 They followed the gut, through fire and fog, Past mermaid ponds and a time-traveling frog. 🐸🕰️ Through gnarled up trees and riddles galore, Through enchanted bugs and ancient lore. But now they stand on their old trail bend, Shoes full of mud, but hearts on the mend. From the strangest journey they’ll never forget... They made it back — with no regret. [Outro – Sing It with Magic] So when you’re lost and things get nuts, Ignore the signs and trust your guts. Kevin and Miles did just that— And made it home with a cryptid hat. 🧢👣 Follow the gut — it won’t steer you wrong, Even if dragons come tagging along. 🐲🔥
