[Verse 1] Welcome to my playground Mind the void Everything’s broken but mostly deployed I use my real face Just for scale So you know I’m not entirely a fail Masked marauders Argue in line About who gets to be the main character this time Cowboy boots with a Bluetooth ping Robot horse that refuses to sing [Pre-Chorus] It’s the wild weird west But it’s off-brand Someone replaced all the guns with a marching band [Chorus] It’s my surreal playground Clown to clown Everything serious gets dumbed down Damsel with a wink Curtsey—psych I drop the act then I drop the mic [Verse 2] Sheriff’s a Roomba with self-esteem Chasing dust like it’s part of the dream Saloon doors swing but they lead nowhere Just a folding chair and a vacant stare Neon cactus starts to complain Says it’s tired of being “aesthetic pain” Bartender’s pouring conceptual drinks Tastes like irony, looks like ink [Pre-Chorus] Every outlaw’s lost the plot But we keep going—why not, why not [Chorus] It’s my surreal playground Stick around Gravity’s optional, logic’s drowned Damsel with a wink Blow you a kiss Then I rewrite what “harmless” is [Bridge] Don’t get comfy Don’t get wise The floor might blink or the walls might sigh I leave one clue Then eat the key Just to keep things interesting for me [Break] Bahahahahaha— Wait—hold on— Who gave the robot a lasso? Why is it spinning— No, don’t— Okay great, now it’s sentient [Outro] So tip your hat Or lose your shoes Either way you’re gonna be confused In my surreal playground Where I reside Half punchline Half alibi Damsel with a wink— Just for show Then I deck you slow (Respectfully though) 😌
