[Intro – Spoken, cheeky male voice] Baby, I gotta tell you something… And before you call the police… Just listen to the plan, alright? 😂 I’m not saying I’m a criminal… But damn, girl, you’re making me consider a lifestyle change! [Verse 1 – Male Rap] Girl, you got them eyes that could stop a whole train, That pretty little smile got me losing my brain. Every time you leave, I start checking the clock, Like a lovesick fool just waiting to unlock The door to my heart, yeah, you got the key, But I want you right here watching movies with me. I want breakfast together, your head on my chest, And a thousand little kisses whenever you feel blessed. Now I got a plan, baby, hear me out, There's a tiny little problem that I gotta talk about. I wanna steal you away from the rest of the world, Keep my favorite troublemaker, my beautiful girl! [Pre-Chorus – Male Singing] I wanna see those eyes when I wake up in the morning, Hear your sleepy voice without a thousand-mile warning. And that smile, that smile, girl, it's honestly unfair, How am I supposed to function when you're never always there? [Chorus – Catchy, Playful Singing] Baby, I might kidnap you… metaphorically! 😂 Steal you for a lifetime of loving me! No handcuffs, no trouble, just a date every day, With your pretty little smile never too far away. I want those eyes, that face, that laugh of yours, Lazy Sunday mornings and a hundred open doors. Girl, I'm guilty of a crime, and here's the truth: I'm stealing all your kisses… if you're into it too! 😈❤️ [Verse 2 – Faster Male Rap] Okay, okay, let me make one thing clear, I'm not some crazy dude you should actually fear! You can keep your freedom, your keys, your phone, But can I put a reservation on your heart as my home? I'll cook you dinner, probably burn the fries, Then blame the smoke alarm while you roll your eyes. You can roast me all night, yeah, I'll take the attack, Just don't look that cute when you're turning your back! I want you beside me when the day's been long, You laughing at my jokes when the punchlines are wrong. I wanna steal a kiss when you give me that look, And pretend I'm innocent like a criminal in a book! [Pre-Chorus – Male Singing] I wanna see those eyes when I wake up in the morning, Hear your sleepy voice without a thousand-mile warning. And that smile, that smile, girl, it's honestly unfair, How am I supposed to function when you're never always there? [Chorus – Catchy, Playful Singing] Baby, I might kidnap you… metaphorically! Steal you for a lifetime of loving me! No handcuffs, no trouble, just a date every day, With your pretty little smile never too far away. I want those eyes, that face, that laugh of yours, Lazy Sunday mornings and a hundred open doors. Girl, I'm guilty of a crime, and here's the truth: I'm stealing all your kisses… if you're into it too! [Bridge – Spoken, Flirty Male Voice] Now, baby, here's the deal… You get your own side of the bed. You get the TV remote… Well, sometimes. You get snacks whenever you want. And if you want to go out with your friends? Go ahead, sweetheart! [Pause] But if you happen to come back… I'm claiming the next cuddle. 😏 [Verse 3 – Playful Male Rap] Let's get a little cheeky, let me tell you my crime, I've been thinking 'bout your lips an unreasonable amount of time. That beautiful face should come with a warning sign, 'Cause one little grin and I'm forgetting every line. I want date nights, pillow fights, dancing in the kitchen, And kisses so distracting that I lose my ammunition. Not the kind for a weapon, girl, I'm talking cheesy charm, Trying to pull you closer with my hands around your arm— [Spoken interruption] Only if you want, baby! I'm a gentleman! 😂 [Final Chorus – Bigger, Upbeat] Baby, I might kidnap you… metaphorically! Steal you for a lifetime of loving me! No handcuffs, no trouble, just a date every day, With your pretty little smile never too far away. Those beautiful eyes, that mischievous grin, Girl, every single day, I'd fall for you again. I'll never lock you up, but here's what I'll do: I'll keep asking for dates 'cause I'm crazy for you! [Outro – Spoken, Cheeky Male Voice] So, baby, what's the verdict? Life sentence… of cuddles? Unlimited kisses? Breakfast in bed? [Pause] Wait… you're allowed to say no? Damn. There goes my evil plan. 😂❤️ Come here, gorgeous. I've got a completely legal date to propose to you.
