[Verse 1] One day I read the mind of a man, He thought that pooping well’s the plan. Didn’t know why, but it felt deep, Like some wisdom I should keep! [Pre-Chorus] Now I’m trapped, what should I do? If I let go, the world is through! They say “relax,” but I can’t pretend, If nature wins, this is the end! [Chorus] Don’t you dare poop, Anya, don’t you dare! Hold it tight and say your prayer! The fate of peace is on your seat, Control your soul, control your meat! [Verse 2] Loid is running, Yor’s in fight, I’m just sweating with all my might. Bombs and secrets, spies and schemes, While I hold back my childhood dreams! [Pre-Chorus] They think I’m calm, they think I’m cool, But I’m one fart from breaking rules! If I survive, I’ll say one day: “Thank you, toilet gods, hooray!” [Chorus] Don’t you dare poop, Anya, don’t you dare! Clench that will, show them you care! If destiny calls from deep inside, You clench your cheeks and you survive! [Bridge] If I move wrong, boom! it’s done, No more peanuts, no more fun! Spy or student, life’s insane, I just wanna poop again! [Final Chorus] Don’t you dare poop, Anya, don’t you dare! You’re the hero unaware! When the credits start to roll, We’ll praise the girl who saved us all… By not pooping. 💩