[Intro – whisper with deep reverb] You can’t say… You can’t say… You can’t say fart… Without sayin’… aaaart… (POW!) [beat builds up] [Hook] You can’t say fart (what?) Without sayin’ art (yeah!) Silly in the front Smarty in the heart You can’t say fart (nope!) Without sayin’ art (uh-huh!) Dance like an idiot Call it modern part [Micro-Bridge] Wait… Did you just say fart? Yeah. It’s called… expressionism, babe. [Hook] You can’t say fart (without sayin’ art!) You can’t say fart (without sayin’ art!) You try to run, You try to be smart… But BOOM— You’re part of the art! [voice glitching] F-f-f-fartistic expression… [Hook, gospel dance] You can’t say fart! (without sayin’ art!) You can’t fake dumb! (without being smart!) Turn up the noise, Turn down the chart… Silly is holy— And fart is an aaaaart! [Hook, gospel dance] You can’t say fart (without sayin’ art!) You can’t say fart (without sayin’ art!) You try to run, You try to be smart… But BOOM— You’re part of the art! [Hook, gospel dance] You can’t say fart! (without sayin’ art!) You can’t fake dumb! (without being smart!) Turn up the noise, Turn down the chart… Silly is holy— And fart is an aaaaart! [Outro, fading out] Fart… Art… Everything starts… With a spark!
