[INTRO — Spoken, whispered] They told me the White House was a house of cards... So I brought the big bad wolf. ...Shuffle. [VERSE 1 — THE ENTRANCE] I get in — Scharf Dressed Man, Fake cash in my hand, This is Scavino Royale, "Welcome to the promised land." Only rule....? The Cheung of Command! Got Vance in Advance, He was early to the game, But the Wiles of Power set me up to take the blame. Dealer flips a Trump Card. Clock strikes twelve — It's Miller Time! — the rules reverse, He wants a Vought of Confidence, puts a lien on my purse. Homan Sweet Homan — "for sure, you flew in from Iran" One step across the border — got slapped with a ban. [CHORUS — HEAVY BASS] ALL IN! ALL IN! Hear the chandeliers ring, In this house, even jokers dress like pimps. Cut the deck, watch the roulette spin, The White House must always win. ...Even when it doesn't. [POST-CHORUS] PLACE YOUR BETS! Everybody's got a scheme, Don't think about joining The other team. ALL IN ! [Instrumental] [VERSE 2 — THE GAMBLING FLOOR] "Marco? Polio!" — password — elevator to the top, Bessent Case Scenario: a trillion-dollar jackpot. "Game, Hegseth & Match!" — chess pieces collide, Carte Blanche: "Every cheap shot known from the inside." Mullin It Over, finger hovering on the switch, Lutnick & Loaded. Lutnick & Loaded. Cry bitch !!! "R.F. Kidding Me?" — protein shake, Burgum King — subsidies on every plate. [DOUBLE-TIME BREAK — RAPID FIRE] Tick-tock, chip-drop, badge-swap, lock-pop, Backtrack, cash-stack, blackjack, jackpot! Red light, green flash, quick dash, door slam, Big bluff, bad luck, no trust, goddamn! FOLD! [Deep low growl] FOLD !!!! [CHORUS — FASTER] ALL IN! ALL IN! Hear the chandeliers ring, In this house, even jokers dress like pimps. Cut the deck, watch the roulette spin, The White House must always win. ...Even when it doesn't. [POST-CHORUS] PLACE YOUR BETS! Everybody's got a scheme, Don't think about joining the other team. ALL IN ! ALL IN ! [Drop] [VERSE 3 — THE VAULT] Customs closing at the gate, The Legend of Zeldin, a green map to escape. Rollins in the Deep :"Guess what's behind that door?" "Kash Is King!" — never ask what all the locks are for !! [FINAL VERSE — THE TWIST] I came here for the Trump Card, thought I'd take it by surprise, But the dealer in the mirror knew my face and had my eyes. I looked for the exit. It was too late. Dinner's on the house. AND I WAS THE BRISKET. [Ultra breakdown heavy riffs, build up] [FINAL CHORUS — SLOW, THEN EXPLOSIVE] ALL IN! ALL IN! Hear the chandeliers ring, In this house, even jokers dress like pimps. Cut the deck, watch the roulette spin, The White House must always win. ...Even when it doesn't. [POST-CHORUS] PLACE YOUR BETS! Everybody's got a scheme, Don't think about joining the other team !! [OUTRO — Whispered] White House of cards. The house always wins. ...Unless you're the one who bets on the ending. ALL IN !!!!
