PieVerse Split it Wrong! Equity Rodeo

[Intro] [Spoken Word, Country Drawl, Trap Beat] Yeah... let me tell y'all 'bout equity splits... Yeehaw, let's ride [Verse 1] [Country Melody, Hip-Hop Rhythm, Twangy] Met my co-founder on LinkedIn, profile shined like gold Serial entrepreneur, twenty exits, least that's what I'm told Signed them papers on a handshake, split it down the middle, son Turns out them previous exits was just, quittin' jobs he'd begun [Pre-Chorus] [Country Vocal, Building Energy] Well I'll be damned, we done it wrong Fixed that equity 'fore we knew who'd play along Like buyin' a horse you ain't never rode Now we're stuck on this equity road [Chorus] [Catchy Hook, Country-Rap Fusion, Energetic] We split it wrong, wrong, wrong! Shoulda used PieVerse all along! Now we fightin' like dogs over equity bones While that blockchain coulda tracked it, every slice we own Yeah we split it wrong, wrong, WRONG! PieVerse gonna right these wrongs! [Verse 2] [Fast Rap Flow, Country Accent, Trap Drums] Now listen here, I'm gonna tell you how this story goes One founder's grindin' eighty hours, other founder ghost Third one moved to Bali, sendin' strategy in emails But the cap table says we equal, man, that ain't real Six months deep, I'm losin' sleep, debuggin' through the night While ideas guy is on the 'Gram, livin' that good life Spreadsheet says thirty-three thirty-three thirty-three, that math don't add up right Time to saddle up with Slicing Pie, gonna win this fight! [Pre-Chorus] [Country Twang, Melodic] Well hot diggity, there's a better way Track them contributions every single day Smart contracts on that Scroll blockchain No more equity pain [Chorus] [Full Energy, Harmonies, Country-Rap] We split it wrong, wrong, wrong! Shoulda used PieVerse all along! Now we fightin' like dogs over equity bones While that blockchain coulda tracked it, every slice we own Yeah we split it wrong, wrong, WRONG! PieVerse gonna right these wrongs! [Bridge] [Spoken Word, Banjo and 808s, Rhythmic] Now hold your horses, let me paint you a picture Three founders walk into a startup They split it even, feeling good One's workin' doubles, one's part-time, one's sendin' postcards from the wood Guess what? Same equity! Same percentage! Same ownership! That's like payin' everyone the same Whether they rode the bull or just watched the game! But PieVerse? We got multipliers, two-x, four-x! We got smart contracts, blockchain! We got that Scroll zkEVM, sub-cent transactions! We got fairness, baby! Yeehaw! [Final Chorus] [Triumphant, Add Harmonies, Big Finish] Don't split it wrong no more! PieVerse evens up the score! Every hour, every dollar, every late-night grind Gets tracked on-chain so you don't lose your mind No more napkin math or trust me bro PieVerse is the way to go! [Outro] [Country-Trap Fusion, Fading] Split it right! Yeehaw! Track that work! Let's go! Buenos Aires to the world! Pie! Verse! Get your slice, y'all!