[Intro – Spoken, Crowd FX, Wind Howl, Distant Sirens] Oi… It’s December… Man said Christmas spirit, yeah? All I feel is cold toes and disappointment, fam. Listen… --- [Hook – Chant, Crowd Call & Response] All I get for Christmas is socks and lies, Cold turkey in foil and broken vibes, No PS5, no rollie shine, Just Lynx Africa and a Tesco tie, All I get for Christmas is stress and debt, Mum say smiles, but the rent ain’t paid yet, No sleigh, no gifts, no winning bets— Man just gets… what man gets. --- [Verse 1 – Grime Flow, Bouncy Delivery] Woke up Christmas morning, phone on one percent, No texts from my crush, just Klarna and the rent, Stocking in the corner lookin’ skinny and weak, Only thing inside was receipts and grief, Man wanted Air Force, got air and force, One sock long, one sock short, Uncle came drunk with conspiracy chat, Say the turkey fake and the Queen still back, Nan gave me a hug and a Werther’s Original, Same sweet from '98, historical, Little cousin flossin’ with a brand-new bike, I got a mug that says “Live Laugh Life.” --- [Hook – Full Energy, Ad-libs] All I get for Christmas is socks and lies, Cold turkey in foil and broken vibes, No PS5, no rollie shine, Just Lynx Africa and a Tesco tie, All I get for Christmas is stress and debt, Mum say smiles, but the rent ain’t paid yet, No sleigh, no gifts, no winning bets— Man just gets… what man gets. --- [Verse 2 – Faster Flow, Sarcastic Tone] Amazon driver lost my parcel again, Tracking say “delivered” to a fictional end, Ordered new creps, got a postcard instead, Say “Sorry for delay,” like that feeds my head, Christmas dinner lookin’ beige on beige, Turkey dry like my group chat’s praise, Man say “New year, new me” with pride— Same overdraft by January 5, Secret Santa budget was a dangerous lie, Man spent twenty quid and still judged by eyes, I bought a candle shaped like self-respect, They bought me a book called “Lower Your Expectations.” --- [Hook – Crowd Louder, Call & Response] All I get for Christmas is socks and lies, Cold turkey in foil and broken vibes, No PS5, no rollie shine, Just Lynx Africa and a Tesco tie, All I get for Christmas is stress and debt, Mum say smiles, but the rent ain’t paid yet, No sleigh, no gifts, no winning bets— Man just gets… what man gets. --- [Verse 3 – Dark Comedy, Slower Bounce] Stepdad say “Times are hard,” then buys brandy by crates, Wi-Fi cut off but we got six kinds of cake, Group chat flexin’ like “Best Christmas ever,” I’m flexin’ leftovers held together with pepper, Girlfriend mad ‘cause I forgot her surprise, But surprise— I forgot her surprise, Tried to wrap love with recycled pride, Tape ran out so I used excuses and lies. --- [Bridge – Half-Time, Melodic Grime] Snow fallin’ but the heating’s done, Dreams on silent, bills on stun, They say “It’s the season of joy and cheer,” Mine say “Direct debit failed – try again next year.” --- [Final Hook – Full Crowd, Chanting] All I get for Christmas is socks and lies, Cold turkey in foil and broken vibes, No PS5, no rollie shine, Just Lynx Africa and a Tesco tie, All I get for Christmas is stress and debt, Still act happy for the family pic set, No sleigh, no gifts, no winning bets— Man just gets… what man gets. --- [Outro – Spoken, Light Laughter, Crowd FX Fading] But we still here. Still breathing. Still skint… Merry Christmas though, yeah?
