[Verse 1] I've been thinking 'bout my legacy More than my 401k I've been called to do something holy And I cannot look away It's not a phase, it's not a crisis It's not something I can explain I just heard the sound of the future And the future sounds… insane [Pre-Chorus] You can call it a joke You can call it a dream You can call it whatever you want 'Cause you don't work for me Yet [Chorus] I'm a Yodel-Popper She's a Yodel-Popper He's a Yodel-Popper Won't you join the cause It's not a cult … it's a MOVEMENT With very light … legal flaws Like and comment words of worship On every song I make at 2am Welcome to the genre, baby We're making history again [Verse 2] Now the commitment's pretty simple Just praise everything I do Every song I've ever written Every song I'm writing too Then go find exactly seventeen Friends and family who'll comply And if any of them refuse you Cut 'em loose and wave goodbye It's mandatory worship It says so in the name I didn't make the rules up *(I absolutely made the rules up)* But the rules are still the same [Pre-Chorus] And before you say "pyramid" Hear me out, hear me out Pyramids are ancient wonders What's that tell you, have some doubt In your doubt [Chorus] I'm a Yodel-Popper She's a Yodel-Popper He's a Yodel-Popper Won't you join the cause It's not a cult … it's a MOVEMENT With very light … legal flaws Like and comment words of worship On every song I make at 2am Welcome to the genre, baby We're making history again [Bridge] I want to be very clear about something. This is NOT a cult. Cults have matching outfits, compound locations, and a rigid hierarchical power structure built around the unquestioning devotion to a single charismatic leader. We have… most of that. BUT … we also have great music. So it's completely different. Now. Some of you have been calling me the "Yodel-Poppy." Others have taken to calling me … "The Creator." I've thought long and hard about whether to allow this. I've decided to allow this. You're welcome. *(that's twice now)* [Verse 3] Used to be you needed eighteen People forced into the fold I gave one back … out of kindness I'm the most generous soul I don't even know your name yet And I'm already sacrificing If that's not devoted leadership Then I don't know what you're buying [Pre-Chorus] So take your place in history Right next to the greats Jazz and blues and rock and roll And whatever Yodel Pop creates [Final Chorus] We're all Yodel-Poppers Born Yodel-Poppers Forced Yodel-Poppers Won't you join the cause It's not a cult … it's a MOVEMENT *(it might be a cult)* With very light … legal flaws Like and comment words of worship On every song I make at 2am Welcome to the genre, baby We're changing history We're making history We ARE history [Outro] Is this a joke … or is this your calling Only one of us knows And I'm not telling Recruit your seventeen Praise what you hear Yodel Pop is the future The Creator … has spoken Now get to worshiping.
