[Verse 1] [Spoken, low and breathy over a slow, walking bassline] Step into my parlor, darling. You see this velvet collar? It’s not just for show. I’ve thrown away my dignity, my pride, my schedule... And honestly? I’ve never felt better. [Sung, dripping with honey] Dim the lights and pour the gin, Let the wicked games begin. I’m your puppy, I’m your prize, With shameless hunger in my eyes. You want me begging on the floor? Honey, I’m already there, asking for more. [Chorus] Oh, I’m your devoted little slut, No "ifs," no "ands," and *plenty* of "butts." There is absolutely nothing I won't do for you! Tie me in a knot, dress me up in lace, Sit your heavy troubles right down on my face. Oh, I’m ruined, I’m reckless, I’m utterly corrupt, Your perfectly compliant, filthy little slut! [Verse 2] [Tempo picks up, a cheeky, jazzy swing] Command me to strip, command me to crawl, Press my bare skin right against the cold wall. Spank me till I’m glowing like a neon sign, Taste every drop of my vintage red wine. You want it rough? You want it mean? I’ll be the dirtiest slut that you've ever seen. Take me on the table, take me on the stairs, Pull me by the roots of my expensive hair! [Bridge] [Slow, dramatic, high cabaret melodrama] Other lovers ask for roses, they ask for romance... But I just want to whimpering-ly slide out of my pants. Choke me till I’m breathless, mark up my thighs, Look at the worship swimming in my eyes. I’m your footstool, your plaything, your dirty little secret, If you give me your filth, you know I’m gonna keep it! [Guitar/Horn Solo - Saucy, raunchy, and loud] [Chorus] Because I’m your devoted little slut, No "ifs," no "ands," and *plenty* of "butts." There is absolutely nothing I won't do for you! Take me from behind, make me scream out your name, I’ve drowned all my morals, I’ve swallowed my shame. Oh, I’m ruined, I’m reckless, I’m utterly corrupt, Your perfectly compliant, filthy little slut! [Outro] [Music slows back down to a sultry, teasing crawl] So... what’s the safe word tonight, Daddy? Oh, who am I kidding... Don't use one. [Gasp, moan] Yeah. Just like that. [Big final brass hit] Unh!


