Verse 1 "HIT IT" Kicked in the door of the hotel hall Egon’s rambling science talk, Ray’s bouncing off the wall I’m just trying to keep my suit clean, keep my cool But every floor we climb, I’m questioning my life choices, dude Green glow dripping down the chandelier Ray whispers, “Did you hear that?” — yeah, I heard the fear I’m thinking this gig was supposed to be easy pay Not chasing floating stomachs through a haunted buffet --- Pre‑Chorus I said, “Guys, relax, I got this thing” Then the air turned cold and the lights started flickering Something hungry breathing right behind me And I knew I should’ve stayed in bed, obviously --- Chorus And all I could say was: he slimed me Yeah, dripping in goo, man, it hit me violently And all I could say was: he slimed me Ray’s laughing his ass off while I’m losing my dignity And all I could say was: he slimed me I swear that ghost had it out for me personally And all I could say was: he slimed me Welcome to the job — supernatural hostility --- Verse 2 Slimer’s floating like he owns the place Big grin, no shame, just a neon stomach with a face I yelled, “Come here, you little—” but he zipped away Straight through the wall like physics took a holiday Ray’s shouting, “This is incredible!” like a kid at a fair Egon’s scanning readings like he’s solving world affairs Me? I’m slipping in goo, trying not to fall Thinking hazard pay better cover ectoplasmic brawls --- Pre‑Chorus 2 I cornered him near the ballroom door Took one brave step, then two, then— He charged like a slimy cannonball And suddenly I’m wearing him like cologne from hell --- Chorus And all I could say was: he slimed me Yeah, dripping in goo, man, it hit me violently And all I could say was: he slimed me Ray’s laughing his ass off while I’m losing my dignity And all I could say was: he slimed me I swear that ghost had it out for me personally And all I could say was: he slimed me Welcome to the job — supernatural hostility --- Bridge (shouted, chaotic, classic punk build) I didn’t sign up for this I didn’t sign up for this I didn’t sign up for this But damn it — I’m still the guy who’ll finish it Slimer screaming, plates flying, chaos in the air Ray yelling “DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS!” like that’s supposed to be fair Egon’s calm as ever, like this is just routine And I’m covered head to toe in something that should never be seen --- Final Chorus (bigger, louder, gang vocals) And all I could say was: he slimed me Yeah, dripping in goo, man, it hit me violently And all I could say was: he slimed me Ray’s laughing his ass off while I’m losing my dignity And all I could say was: he slimed me I swear that ghost had it out for me personally And all I could say was: he slimed me But we bagged him anyway — Ghostbusters victory We came. We saw. We kicked its ass.
