For Christmas I Want to Get Drunk (Radio Version)

*sleigh bells* What do I want for Christmas? I wanna get drunk! I’m gonna get shitfaced plastered pissed slumped and skunked Oh if you see me out on the street makin’ yellow snow with my pee You’ll know for sure that for Christmas I got drunk! Oh Santa can bring me a guitar, and I’ll play all night But there’s a bottle of Jack I want that’s gonna make things right I can’t sing Christmas carols, without a little happy juice So on my Christmas list I’m gonna ask Santa for some booze I hope that on Christmas morning, when I wake up with glee That I’m ain’t too hungover from the stupid shit I’ll do on Christmas Eve I hope in my stocking, there’s a great big ass haul Of beer and shots and scotch and burbon cause I’ll need some hair of the dog! What do I want for Christmas? I wanna get drunk! I’m gonna get shitfaced plastered pissed slumped and skunked Oh if you see me out on the street makin’ yellow snow with my pee You’ll know for sure that for Christmas I got drunk! *guitar solo* Don’t take me to a Christmas lights display, unless you got some beer for me Cause I won’t feel that Christmas cheer if I ain’t gettin tipsy I’ll walk around the mall, sit on Santa’s lap I’ll ask him for some Jim Bean and a twenty four pack Now I know it might sound crazy, but here’s what I’m gonna do Santa could use a break so I’m gonna leave him out some brews I hope that he’s so grateful, that he brings me the good stuff And then you and me are gonna ring sleigh bells while we get fucked up! “Hey good idea!” FIDDLE! *fiddle solo* Yeaaaah! Oh, what do we want for Christmas? We wanna get drunk! We’re gonna get shitfaced plastered pissed slumped and skunked Oh if you see us out on the street makin’ yellow snow with our pee You’ll know for sure that for Christmas we got drunk! Oh, what do we want for Christmas? We wanna get drunk! We’re gonna get shitfaced plastered pissed slumped and skunked Oh if you see us out on the street makin’ yellow snow with our pee You’ll know for sure that for Christmas we got drunk! Feelin’ it now! ONE MORE TIME GO! Oh, what do we want for Christmas? We wanna get drunk! We’re gonna get shitfaced plastered pissed slumped and skunked Oh if you see us out on the street makin’ yellow snow with our pee You’ll know for sure that for Christmas we got drunk! ONE MORE TIME!!! Oh, what do we want for Christmas? We wanna get drunk! We’re gonna get shitfaced plastered pissed slumped and skunked Oh if you see us out on the street makin’ yellow snow with our pee You’ll know for sure that for Christmas we got drunk! CLOSE IT OUT GUYS! Oh if you see us out on the street makin’ yellow snow with our pee You’ll know for sure that for Christmas we got drunk! *steel guitar outro* YEAAAAAH!