© Copyright 2025 Cloacina & SonicSketch Lyrics by: SonicSketch https://suno.com/@sonicsketch Lyrics: They say power crowns the bold, you see… Well, you can call me Royal D I don’t walk—I waltz I don’t talk—I en-trance I may be a lowly bard but I'm packin' a long sword One swipe could take out a whole ogre hoard And when I enter the hall… The place goes wild! (Goes wild) Strings snap, jaws drop, and and gurdies play louder (Stomp… stomp… stomp… Ba- BOOM! BOOM!) I got that stride that parts the rivers Maids say my name ‘til their voices quiver All the wenches I make ‘em blush and swoon Larger than life the crowd swells when I enter the room My blade is broad My reach is long I stroke one string The gods moan along Even my shadow’s got a shadow, you know And the king pays me rent, ‘cause I outshine his throne. BIG D ENERGY! A saga for the ages told! BIG D ENERGY! Thicker than a dragon’s hoard! I pack a longsword, I just wink and say "behold," But my presence alone makes the mead run cold (Big D...) Big D... (Big D...) Big D...D-D Yeah! (Big D...) Big D... (Big D...) I don’t joust, knights fall when I near ‘em I don’t duel, foes kneel, ‘cause they fear my limb Paid my inn tab with a nod and a smirk Took a nap, woke up to a bar maid's twerk! (twerk) I rose like an owl and she gave me a jerk And the sloth gave me a thumbs up, face covered with a smirk! I invest in myself like a dragon's hoard Took a deep breath, now, the kingdom’s restored! Even my shadow got a six-pack, bro (let’s go!) And, Zeus texts me for advice, that's right, (ya know?!) BIG D ENERGY! Power stance with no regrets! BIG D ENERGY! Raise my tankard, never sweat! I could win a duel with a toothpick and lore ‘Cause my confidence alone could wake a troll from its snore! (Big D...) Big D... (Big D...) Big D... (Big D...) (Big D...) But this ain’t about might, nah, that’s a ruse, It’s about how you stride, how you strut, how you move! It’s about that unshakable, legendary flair… And always having really great hair… (My confidence swings like a double-edged blade) Ladies take one look, say they’re afraid (Even my hurdy gurdy has a deep base) No other bard can match my pace BIG D ENERGY! Trousers tight, but that's okay! BIG D ENERGY! Tavern wenches serve, but I never pay! (I could slay a troll) with my limerick alone (‘Cause my presence makes the bravest knights groan!) (Big D...) Big D... (Big D...) Biggie D... (Big D...) Big D... (Big D...) (Big D energy) (Big D energy) Big D... (Big D...) Biggie D... Big D... (Big D...)
