[Verse] When the world is under fire And Eggman is on the attack The blue blur streaks by With his flying fox at his back Against all odds, this duo can Crack this egg and say the day They got this under control To them, this is child's play [Bridge] Sonic and Tails Friends to the end Speed and air is their routine The power of friends WAIT! [Verse] Eggman has captured Tails Sonic looks on in shock Tails is in a rusty cage With a crazy ass lock He flies them to his lair And ties Tails to a pipe Tails starts sweating bullets But he cannot wipe [Verse] Eggman takes out a scalpel And slowly cuts put Tails’ womb Yes she was a girl And her body is ruined Eggman is not called Eggman Because of his shape It’s because he steals ovaries While he smokes his vape [Bridge] He cuts off Tails’ Tails So now she’s called Normal Wounded Fox Normal Wounded Fox is so upset She dives headfirst into a rock [Verse] Sonic never finds the body And searches the land every day Eggman raises multiple human fox hybrids And raises them to be gay [Chorus] Eggman won Eggman won He has twenty gay fox sons His life is so much fun Eggman won Eggman won He experimented with his own come Sonic’s life is done [Outro] Wait! Eggman won!
