[gruff vocals] [intro] It was a night at the museum I went there just to see 'em When I saw that exhibit I knew right then I wanted to hit it The dinosaurs Are all turned to stone But now I've gotta Bone of my own [verse] I wanna Get wrecked By a T-rex I wanna Get buried In a baryonyx I wanna Threeway With a triceratops (and tricera-bottom) I wanna Get engorged By a gorgonops [chorus] I think I'm a Dino-sexual Because I'm-a Dyin' to get physical With ancient reptiles of the past I'm a Gonna-getta-sore-ass [verse] I wanna Get dipped By a diplodocus I wanna Get naughty With a dreadnaughticus I wanna Get hraped By a velociraptor I wanna Get fucked By a fukuivenator [chorus] I think I'm a Dino-sexual Because I'm-a Dyin' to get physical With ancient reptiles of the past I'm a Gonna-getta-sore-ass [bridge] Point me to that fossil site Where their bodies turned to stone Walk me to the bone bed Dig up their bones (Woah) [chorus] I think I'm a Dino-sexual Because I'm-a Dyin' to get physical With ancient reptiles of the past I'm a Gonna-getta-sore-ass [outro] I think I'm a Dino-sexual Because I'm-a Dyin' to get physical With ancient reptiles of the past I'm a Gonna-getta-sore-ass
