[instrumental intro] [slow build] [Verse] Halloween night Candy stash Trick or treat Gotta catch Little goblins Fill their bags [Verse 2] Creaky floors Shadows dance In the night Take a chance Sneak some sweets It's the plan [Chorus] The Dad Tax is real I take what I can Chocolate and sweets From their little hands The Dad Tax is fair One bite for each scare Candies disappear Dad's secret affair [break] [Verse 3] Pumpkin lights Glistening teeth Sugar rush No relief Little screams Hide and seek [Bridge] Midnight raid On candy loot Footsteps fade Make my move Ghostly grin Candy proof [Chorus] The Dad Tax is real I take what I can Chocolate and sweets From their little hands The Dad Tax is fair One bite for each scare Candies disappear Dad's secret affair [fade out] [end]