Basement Song (Lo-Fi Remix)

(I kidnap kids) (It makes me happy) (Verse 1) Hi my name is Barnabas I kidnap kids, it’s wondrous I keep kids in my basement They mostly survive, to my amazement Here’s a song I wrote about them (Song ramps up) (Chorus) 42 kids inside of my basement Oh no they just keep on escaping Soon I’ll have to feed them more pavement Makes me wanna fry them again Whenever one dies they fight for the body Who eats daily, almost nobody It’s like an intense Fortnite lobby It’s my very favorite hobby (Verse 2) There’s this one kid who I snatched from a bus stop Every now and then I feed him some rotten slop I jump every time I see a bad guy cop Because he’d put me in jail I’ll keep snatching without any prevail They try to escape with no avail After years they get super pale They sell for fortunes when they’re for sale (Chorus) (Verse 3) I’m making thousands of dollars every day I’ll beat them with a spiked bat if they don’t obey Every now and then I get kinda bored So I grab a little kid and get out the chopping board When it comes to kids, yeah I kinda hoard I’m the evil master child slave lord (Chorus) (Ending) So yeah, don’t call the F.B.I Because I have an undercover hit man guy So whenever you get bored, just know You could be beating a kid whenever he’s slow