Cosplay Dreamland

[Synth Riff] [Verse 1] Walkin’ through the doors, my eyes go wide Everywhere I look, it’s like a wild ride Fantasy brought to life, and I’m losing my mind These costumes are skimpy, and I’m caught in a bind I see a Catwoman in a latex suit A fairy princess in some thigh-high boots I’m tryin’ to keep cool, but I’m feeling the heat Like I’m in some kind of dream that’s way too sweet [Pre-Chorus] It’s all too much, my head’s in a spin I’m thinkin’ to myself as I take it all in [Chorus] How is this legal? All these girls in those tiny clothes How is this legal? Lookin’ like my fantasies, Lord knows How is this legal? I’m tryin’ not to stare too long But everywhere I turn, it feels so wrong [Synth Riff] [Verse 2] She’s a warrior queen with a sword on her side And an angel in white wings, she glides A mermaid out of water, and I’m barely afloat I’m in too deep, and I don’t need a boat Superheroes, villains, every character you know It’s like they walked out of a comic book show And I can’t believe my eyes, I’m in a trance Feels like I’m stuck in some strange romance [Pre-Chorus] I know it’s just for fun, but I can’t help my grin Thinkin’ to myself as the music begins [Chorus] How is this legal? All these girls in those tiny clothes How is this legal? Lookin’ like my fantasies, Lord knows How is this legal? I’m tryin’ not to stare too long But everywhere I turn, it feels so wrong [Synth Riff] [Bridge] The way they pose, it’s like a movie scene I’m lost in the magic, caught in between Reality and dreams merged into one How do I keep my cool, having too much fun [Synth Riff] [Chorus] How is this legal? (How is this legal?) All these girls in those tiny clothes How is this legal? (How is this legal?) Lookin’ like my fantasies, Lord knows How is this legal? (How is this legal?) I’m tryin’ not to stare too long But everywhere I turn, it feels so wrong [Chorus] How is this legal? (How is this legal?) All these girls in those tiny clothes How is this legal? (How is this legal?) Lookin’ like my fantasies, Lord knows How is this legal? (How is this legal?) I’m tryin’ not to stare too long But everywhere I turn, it feels so wrong [Synth Riff] [Outro] How is this legal? How is this legal? Feels like I’m dreaming And I don’t wanna wake up [Outro Instrumental]