[Intro] [Verse 1] Well, goddamn shitfire! It looks like I done got traveled through that spacetime continuum! Just like I travel my penis through your mom and grandma's snatch, nigga! The black hole spat me out in the far future, baby! But is this a future that we should be proud of?! This is all so new to me! Everything around me is so damn clean! How will I ever get home! Oh no no no! [Pre-chorus] The Mc Chicken costs twelve dollars now! In the future! Inflation hasn't been stopped somehow! [Chorus] From past tense to future tense! Through many years I have traveled! Everyone I knew is now dead and gone! Their lives now seem so shallow! I have ended up in the chromatic age! Honestly, that's pretty fucking gay! [Post-chorus] Welcome to the future! [Verse 2] I looked up porn on the holographic VR TV! It was so real that I could smell the fish-scented pussy! I bought a K 0 C K 69 robot for just 10 bucks! And now all night long, we shall fuck! Fuck the cyborg metal pussy! Jizz! This is the fuckin' life, niggas! Fuck all the 2000's bullshit! For all that primitive shit ain't for me no mo! Ahahahaha! [Pre-chorus] The Mc Chicken costs twelve dollars now! In the future! Inflation hasn't been stopped somehow! [Chorus] From past tense to future tense! Through many years I have traveled! Everyone I knew is now dead and gone! Their lives now seem so shallow! I have ended up in the chromatic age! Honestly, that's pretty fucking great! [Post-chorus] Welcome to the future! Welcome to hell! [Solo] [Bridge] The future has called me! I am the chosen one! All the sex bots and VR! I am most certainly in love! When I take my vacation to Alpha Centauri! I shall pick up the alien bitches in my badass space Ferrari! Jizz! [Chorus] From past tense to future tense! Through many years I have traveled! Everyone I knew is now dead and gone! Their lives now seem so shallow! I have ended up in the chromatic age! Honestly, that's pretty fucking great! From past tense to future tense! Through many years I have traveled! Everyone I knew is now dead and gone! Their lives now seem so shallow! I have ended up in the chromatic age! Honestly, that's pretty fucking great! [Outro] The mystery unfolds! I have become the God Of Time, niggas! Jizz!
