My totalitarianism is better than yours Even though it killed a hundred million I won the war, therefore I write history Manipulating your offspring for generations My religion is better than yours Whatever yours is, mine is the only truth Relativism denied, and what is solipsism? Your obscure ideologies don't scare me My sexuality is better than yours You've got a fetish, you say? You're creepy Fetishes are only okay if you agree with me I'm homophobic even though I say I'm not Telling others they're racists, self-projection I mask my insecurities by insulting others You like female farts? I laugh at you! It is not bullying if you are such a loser Homophily is wrong, love who is different! But I don't practice what I preach I've got a group full of brainwashed people We live in a safe and cozy echo chamber For the sake of the social justice deity Stop thinking! You're such a waste of time All of the thousands ideologies ever made Mine is the only one you should ever follow I love Islam, but I think it's monolithic I don't even know what Sufism is Let alone ever heard about Ibn 'Arabi But I love the current theocratic regimes The enemy of my enemy is my friend That's why I love everyone who hates you Together we'll rule the world and oppress Everyone who doesn't agree with us


