Yo, roll up, America, it’s Dave "Ohio Shaves" from the tube. I reside in UCLA, upper Canton lower Akron Come on America Turn the bathroom to a booth, I’m Roc-A-Fella with the zoom. Brush loaded with the lather, every stroke another bar, Hot shower, steam risin’, like I’m sold out at "The Horseshoe". I'm dotting the EYE, bowing to the band because they're the best in the Midwest! COME ON AMERICA Water drippin’ on my body, soften hair up on my face, Now it’s time to put in work, kill the noise, feel the bass. Mic check in the mirror, “One, two,” yeah, I’m bold, Whip that lather, load the brush, blueprint with a heart of gold. Slick soap from A&E, razor glide, man, it’s smooth like a track, Gem blade in the safety, let it line up every patch. First pass with the grain, I don’t rush a single stroke, Steady hand, Hov flow, I’m too clean to ever choke. Sunlight through the window got the mirror lookin’ dope, Razor singin’ on my skin, see that shine, see that hope. GOD I just grin at the lens, I’m the king of this routine, FJ’s laced on my feet with the Midwest in-between. Collared shirt on,Check the Mic levels, crisp, tight, yeah, the mix on right, Beats knockin’ in the back like it’s ’96 tonight. Hit the neck real gentle, that’s the most tender zone, Light touch, slow motion, stay sharp, full grown. When I rinse off the soap, that’s the moment of truth, Line fresh, game tight, now we steppin’ in the booth. Come On America! Alum block on the skin, see if it sting, if it burn, Nope that was dope, no pain? That’s a clean close turn. Cold water on the face, then the toner on deck, Thayers got me feelin’ like my skin just cut a check. Super wet, hydrates, now I’m glowin’ on cam, Laid back in the frame like, “You know who I am.” COME ON AMERICA! Aftershave balm on, make the skin straight glow, Camera catch the shine, see the confidence grow. Big salute to my subs, y’all the heart of the show, “Have a great week,” then it’s time for me to go. Old-school on the sign-off, keep it real, no gimmicks, Look dead in the lens like, “Come on, America.” Mic drop, Im off to Sylvester's, best restaurant in Canton, Ohio
