I Hate Pineapple on Pizza (Verse 1) Who thought it was a good idea, To mix the sweet with my pizza cheer? Pineapple chunks, they just don’t belong, On a crust where the sauce is strong. (Chorus) I hate pineapple on pizza, it’s true, Don’t ruin the cheese with that fruity hue. Keep it simple, just bread and cheese, Hold the pineapple, I’m begging, please. (Verse 2) Call me crazy, call me mad, But pineapple on pizza makes me sad. Give me pepperoni, or olives, fine, But that yellow fruit will never be mine. (Chorus) I hate pineapple on pizza, it’s true, Don’t ruin the cheese with that fruity hue. Keep it simple, just bread and cheese, Hold the pineapple, I’m begging, please. (Bridge) No hate to those who love it so, But for me, pineapple’s a firm “no-go.” Keep it off my pizza plate, And my dinner will taste just great. (Chorus) I hate pineapple on pizza, it’s true, Don’t ruin the cheese with that fruity hue. Keep it simple, just bread and cheese, Hold the pineapple, I’m begging, please.
