[Verse] Oh We took a trip to France For a weekend of romance Had to have my passport checked So they took me for a test And the doctor He said There's nothing in my head But he still said There's nothing I can do So I blame it on madness [Chorus] Oh I blame it on madness It's a curse Or it's a blessing Don't know which Or even if I care [Verse] Now my boss says "Where you been?" And my wife says "Where you been?" I say "The boys and I were out For a pint or two of stout" Now I know it sounds suspicious But I promise it was business There's no need to get so cross Blame it on madness [Chorus] Oh Blame it on madness It's a curse Or it's a blessing Don't know which Or even if I care Blame it on madness It's a curse Or it's a blessing Don't know which Or even if I care Blame it on madness It's a curse Or it's a blessing Don't know which Or even if I care Blame it on madness It's a curse Or it's a blessing Don't know which Or even if I care Blame it on madness
