Loaさんがこの曲に触発されて、お客様は神様です（か？)を作ってくださいました🤣 https://suno.com/song/dacd6bd4-b559-480f-bbfc-69d0af3d31a9 [Intro — Spoken Word, Formal, Ceremonial, Deadpan] ご来店です 道をあけて 神がお見えに なりました 頭を下げて 目を伏せて 本日もどうぞ 仰せのままに [Verse 1 — Spoken Word, Dry, Natural Speech Rhythm] 神がおっしゃる 「遅い」 はい 申し訳ございません 神がおっしゃる 「違う」 はい 申し訳ございません さっきと言ってること 違いますけど 神のお言葉に 矛盾はありません 「普通わかるでしょ？」 はい 「常識でしょ？」 はい その常識 初耳ですが こちらの不徳で ございます [Pre-Chorus — Rhythmic Chant, Building] 怒りは神託 罵声は祝詞 ため息ひとつで 全員起立 謝れば謝るほど 神は育って ついに出ました 「責任者」 [Chorus — Sung, Ceremonial, Catchy, Male Group Chant] お客様は神様です どうぞ どうぞ お怒りください 星をひとつ 落とされぬよう 今日も笑顔で ひざまずく お客様は神様です すべてあなたが正しいです 神様なので 仕方ありません 話が通じない くらいがちょうどいい [Verse 2 — Spoken Word, Rhythmic, Deadpan] 神がおっしゃる 「名前」 はい 神がおっしゃる 「本社」 はい 神がおっしゃる 「SNS」 はいはい 三種の神器が 揃いました 「誠意を見せろ」 かしこまりました ところで誠意は いくらから？ 返金 無料 菓子折り まだまだ神は ご不満です [Pre-Chorus — Rhythmic Chant] マニュアル開いて 聖典拝読 「まずは傾聴」 「決して否定せず」 十分 二十分 四十分 神のお時間だけ 無限です [Chorus — Sung, Ceremonial, Male Group Chant] お客様は神様です どうぞ どうぞ お怒りください こちらの時間は 無料です あなたの機嫌は 時価ですが お客様は神様です ご要望なら何度でも 申し訳 申し訳 申し訳 唱えるたびに 神になる [Bridge — Spoken Word, Very Quiet, Solemn] 神は言いました 「二度と来ない」 [Pause] 店内に走る 静かな祈り どうか どうか そのお言葉だけは お守りください [Final Chorus — Sung, Grand Sacred Hymn] お客様は神様です 最後までお見送りいたします 深く 深く 頭を下げて 自動ドアが 閉まるまで [Outro — Spoken Word, Formal, Slowly Becoming Casual] 神がお帰りに なりました 誰も動いては なりません 三秒 五秒 [Complete Silence] 店長が顔を上げて [Whispered, Dry] 「塩まいといて」 ————————————- [Intro — Spoken Word, Formal, Ceremonial, Deadpan] A customer has arrived. Clear the way. God has graced us with their presence. Bow your heads. Lower your eyes. Today, as always, your wish is our command. [Verse 1 — Spoken Word, Dry, Natural Speech Rhythm] God speaks: “Too slow.” Yes. We sincerely apologize. God speaks: “That’s wrong.” Yes. We sincerely apologize. That’s not what you said a moment ago... But the word of God contains no contradictions. “Isn’t it obvious?” Yes. “It’s common sense, isn’t it?” Yes. This particular common sense is news to us, but the fault is entirely ours. [Pre-Chorus — Rhythmic Chant, Building] Anger is divine revelation. Abuse is sacred prayer. One sigh, and everyone stands at attention. The more we apologize, the greater God becomes. And finally, the sacred words: “Get me the manager.” [Chorus — Sung, Ceremonial, Catchy, Male Group Chant] The customer is God. Please, please, be angry with us. Lest a single star be taken away, today again, we smile and kneel before you. The customer is God. Everything you say is right. You are God, so what can we do? Perhaps it’s only fitting that reason cannot reach you. [Verse 2 — Spoken Word, Rhythmic, Deadpan] God speaks: “Your name.” Yes. God speaks: “Head office.” Yes. God speaks: “Social media.” Yes, yes. The Three Sacred Treasures are now complete. “Show me some sincerity.” Certainly. By the way, how much does sincerity start at? Refund. Free of charge. A gift box. And still, God is displeased. [Pre-Chorus — Rhythmic Chant] Open the manual. Recite the sacred text. “First, listen attentively.” “Never contradict the customer.” Ten minutes. Twenty minutes. Forty minutes. Only God’s time is infinite. [Chorus — Sung, Ceremonial, Male Group Chant] The customer is God. Please, please, be angry with us. Our time is free. Your mood, however, is subject to market price. The customer is God. Whatever you demand, however many times. We apologize. We apologize. We apologize. With every recitation, God grows more divine. [Bridge — Spoken Word, Very Quiet, Solemn] God has spoken: “I’m never coming back.” [Pause] A silent prayer sweeps through the store. Please. Please. Of all your words, may you keep this one. [Final Chorus — Sung, Grand Sacred Hymn] The customer is God. We shall see you out until the very end. Deeply. Deeply. We bow our heads, until the automatic doors close behind you. [Outro — Spoken Word, Formal, Slowly Becoming Casual] God has departed. Nobody is to move. Three seconds. Five seconds. [Complete Silence] The manager raises his head. [Whispered, Dry] “Throw some salt.”
