Howdy, Honey! (LIVE at the Grand Ole Gay-Opry)

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[MC over microphone, band vamping fiddle riff]
🎤 “Ladies, gents, and gorgeous cow-folk, give a big rhinestone welcome to the queen of the rodeo… Miss Trixie Twang and the Glitter Spurs!”

(crowd cheers, tambourine shake, yeehaw whistles)

(Verse 1)

🎤 (flirty drawl)
“Well I walked in that bar like a heatwave dream,
Boots so tight you could hear ‘em scream—yeah, fashion hurts, baby!”
(crowd laughter)
“Sequins flashin’, hips don’t lie,
Even the jukebox gave a winkin’ eye.”
He leaned on the bar and said, “Hot dang!”
I said, “Careful, sugar, I charge by the twang.”

(band hits a rimshot—drummer yells “OH!”)

(Chorus)

🎶 Howdy, honey! Grab your hat, let’s runny,
Love so sweet it’ll melt your money!
He’s got spurs, I’ve got sass,
We’re two-step royalty with all that class! 🎶

(band stops—Trixie speaks)
🎤 “Y’all ever been line-dancin’ in heels?
That’s called cardio and courage!”
(crowd hollers)

🎶 From the barn to the bed to the county fair,
We got rhinestones flyin’ everywhere!
Lord above, it’s sunny and funny—
I’m in love—HOWDY, HONEY! 🎶

(Verse 2)

🎤 “Now he’s drivin’ a truck named Miss Reba Sue,
With disco lights and a glitter horseshoe.
And I said, ‘Honey, this ride’s a ten!’
He said, ‘Buckle up, we’re goin’ again!’”
(crowd cheers, drummer hits crash cymbal)

🎤 “That’s right, twice around the parking lot—best Uber ever!”

(Chorus)

🎶 Howdy, honey! We’re bold and sunny,
Too much twang, not near enough money!
He’s the rodeo king with a glitter mustache,
And I’m the belle of the barnyard bash! 🎶

(call-and-response)
🎤 “Say YEE!”
Crowd: “YEE!”
🎤 “Say HAW!”
Crowd: “HAW!”
🎤 “Now bless your hearts and shake that straw!”
(crowd whoops, fiddle solo starts)

(Bridge)

🎶 Mama said, “Boy, you act too sweet.”
I said, “Mama, this is prime-grade meat!”
Daddy said, “Son, tone that down.”
I said, “Daddy, I am the whole dang town!” 🎶

(crowd laughter, steel guitar riff)

(Final Chorus – Key Change, Lights Flashing)

🎶 Howdy, honey! Yee to my haw,
We’re makin’ small-town gossip law!
He’s my man, my glitter mule,
We’re makin’ dusty barns look cool! 🎶

🎤 “C’mon, band, take her home!”

🎶 From the rodeo ring to the preacher’s prayer,
Love’s got curls and country flair!
Now grab your boo, and make it sunny—
We’re in love—HOWDY, HONEY! 🎶

(band hits final chord, confetti cannons pop, audience cheers wildly)

[MC returns]
🎤 “Give it up for Trixie Twang! Remember, folks—
be kind, stay fabulous, and never let your fringe drag in the mud!”

(fiddle outro, fade to laughter and applause)

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[MC over microphone, band vamping fiddle riff] 🎤 “Ladies, gents, and gorgeous cow-folk, give a big rhinestone welcome to the queen of the rodeo… Miss Trixie Twang and the Glitter Spurs!” (crowd cheers, tambourine shake, yeehaw whistles) (Verse 1) 🎤 (flirty drawl) “Well I walked in that bar like a heatwave dream, Boots so tight you could hear ‘em scream—yeah, fashion hurts, baby!” (crowd laughter) “Sequins flashin’, hips don’t lie, Even the jukebox gave a winkin’ eye.” He leaned on the bar and said, “Hot dang!” I said, “Careful, sugar, I charge by the twang.” (band hits a rimshot—drummer yells “OH!”) (Chorus) 🎶 Howdy, honey! Grab your hat, let’s runny, Love so sweet it’ll melt your money! He’s got spurs, I’ve got sass, We’re two-step royalty with all that class! 🎶 (band stops—Trixie speaks) 🎤 “Y’all ever been line-dancin’ in heels? That’s called cardio and courage!” (crowd hollers) 🎶 From the barn to the bed to the county fair, We got rhinestones flyin’ everywhere! Lord above, it’s sunny and funny— I’m in love—HOWDY, HONEY! 🎶 (Verse 2) 🎤 “Now he’s drivin’ a truck named Miss Reba Sue, With disco lights and a glitter horseshoe. And I said, ‘Honey, this ride’s a ten!’ He said, ‘Buckle up, we’re goin’ again!’” (crowd cheers, drummer hits crash cymbal) 🎤 “That’s right, twice around the parking lot—best Uber ever!” (Chorus) 🎶 Howdy, honey! We’re bold and sunny, Too much twang, not near enough money! He’s the rodeo king with a glitter mustache, And I’m the belle of the barnyard bash! 🎶 (call-and-response) 🎤 “Say YEE!” Crowd: “YEE!” 🎤 “Say HAW!” Crowd: “HAW!” 🎤 “Now bless your hearts and shake that straw!” (crowd whoops, fiddle solo starts) (Bridge) 🎶 Mama said, “Boy, you act too sweet.” I said, “Mama, this is prime-grade meat!” Daddy said, “Son, tone that down.” I said, “Daddy, I am the whole dang town!” 🎶 (crowd laughter, steel guitar riff) (Final Chorus – Key Change, Lights Flashing) 🎶 Howdy, honey! Yee to my haw, We’re makin’ small-town gossip law! He’s my man, my glitter mule, We’re makin’ dusty barns look cool! 🎶 🎤 “C’mon, band, take her home!” 🎶 From the rodeo ring to the preacher’s prayer, Love’s got curls and country flair! Now grab your boo, and make it sunny— We’re in love—HOWDY, HONEY! 🎶 (band hits final chord, confetti cannons pop, audience cheers wildly) [MC returns] 🎤 “Give it up for Trixie Twang! Remember, folks— be kind, stay fabulous, and never let your fringe drag in the mud!” (fiddle outro, fade to laughter and applause)

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