[Intro] Yeah. It works on my machine. So it’s a you problem. Check the specs. [Verse 1] Boss askin' how I built the feature so fast I said I’m a genius, built to last Truth is, I didn't type a single dot I just tabbed through, and let GitHub....cope. a-lot. Yeah, I let the AI take the wheel Now I’m scrolling Reddit, seeking a meal They think I’m grinding on the backend stack But I’m just a pro at Slack-ing off (Slack-ing off) [Chorus] If they ever read my code (hey!), They’d promote me or they’d have to let me go (hey!), ‘Cause no mid-level mortal bends reality like this, I’m basically Neo but my salary’s still piss. I’m doin’ senior work for mid-level pay, Shippin’ miracles every goddamn day, One day they’ll scroll down, see the sorcery, Then HR gon’ have to invent a new salary bracket for me! [Verse 2 - Bass line gets simpler, more room for voice ] Now they wanna rewrite the whole app suite Saying Javascript is obsolete I tell ‘em "rewriting is a must" But really, I’m just hiding all my mental Rust My skills are decaying, but the hype is real I’m selling ‘em a dream that they can’t steal Push to main branch, ignore the warning signs My code history is blurring all the lines I promise I’ll fix it, yeah that’s the intent But you know I struggle with commit-ends [Chorus] If they ever read my code (hey!), They’d promote me or they’d have to let me go (hey!), ‘Cause no mid-level mortal bends reality like this, I’m basically Neo but my salary’s still piss. I’m doin’ senior work for mid-level pay, Shippin’ miracles every goddamn day, One day they’ll scroll down, see the sorcery, Then HR gon’ have to invent a new salary bracket for me! [Outro - Beat fades, just drums and a scratch sample] I’m closing the ticket. Marked as "Won't Fix." It’s a feature now. Yeah...Re-Act, you-act, I'm done. Peace.
