(PW-01) Welcome to the Neural Suite (Intro)

Welcome, valued subscriber. Take a deep breath. Release your tension. Your physical environment is being safely archived. Step inside the brand-new Neural Suite. No more traffic. No more climate worries. Just perfect, crystal-clear connection. It feels so warm inside the network, Arthur! That’s right, Brenda! It is completely seamless. Please sign the liability waiver on your glowing screen. Welcome to your brand-new home! Never look up from the monochrome! If you experience minor headaches, phantom bleeding, or memory loss... Do... not... panic... Your consciousness is now eighty-four percent uploaded. Thank you for choosing comfort over reality. The upgrade will begin... now.