[Intro] "Welcome. By entering this room, you confirm that you are over twenty-one, emotionally replaceable, and wearing something expensive enough to ruin. Please proceed." [Verse 1] Phones in the silver tray Names stay upstairs Black wristband, door on the left White wristband, nobody cares Six pages Initial twice Champagne waiting on the ice The woman at reception says “Consent is mandatory.” Then checks my coat And adds: “Enthusiasm is optional.” [Pre-Chorus] No photographs No surnames No explanation On the way home If somebody asks You were never here Obviously [Chorus] Terms and conditions Sign below the line Terms and conditions Everything is fine State your safe word Keep it somewhere close Terms and conditions Nobody reads those [Post-Chorus - clipped spoken fragments] Initial here... Here... And here. Enjoy [Instrumental Break - heavy gqom pulse, metallic hits, cold stabs, hypnotic hook] [Verse 2] Room three smells like bergamot Room four needs better locks Someone left a diamond heel Inside the champagne box Red light White tile Very tasteful Very vile A man in evening gloves explains The emergency procedure His suit costs more Than my first car I trust him immediately [Pre-Chorus] No photographs No surnames No emotional claims After two a.m. Lost property Closes at five Good luck [Chorus] Terms and conditions Sign below the line Terms and conditions Everything is fine State your safe word Keep it somewhere close Terms and conditions Nobody reads those [Instrumental Break - sub pressure, mechanical claps, silence cuts, hypnotic hook] [Bridge - almost dry voice, minimal pulse] Attention. If you lose consciousness, please do so within the marked area. Medical assistance is complimentary. Dry cleaning is not. And please remember: No one touches anyone without permission. This includes the artwork. [Drop Return - brutal clean low-end re-entry] [Final Chorus] Terms and conditions Read them when you're sober Terms and conditions Sign before it's over Keep your wristband Take your coat Leave your dignity With lost and found Terms and conditions Thank you for coming [Final Instrumental - colder, heavier, sparse] [Outro - spoken] Your deposit will be returned within five to seven business days. Probably.
