WORST IN THE BUSINESS (Dirty Purple Owl Remix) [Intro] ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the annual awards ceremony... For the least qualified... Most chaotic... Most questionable legends of the night... Give it up for... THE DIRTY PURPLE OWL! Crowd: HOO! HOO! HOO! And his rival... The king of accidental disasters... WLUCZYKIJ20! Polish Crowd: WLUCZYKIJ! WLUCZYKIJ! Tonight's category? WORST IN THE BUSINESS! [Chorus] We're the worst in the business! But we're doing it big! Making bad ideas somehow look legit! Worst in the business! Everybody knows! One flying owl and one dude with no brakes! Polish Chant: Najgorsi! Najgorsi! (The worst! The worst!) Ale lecimy! (But we're still going!) [Verse 1 – WLUCZYKIJ20] Showed up late to my own throwdown, Lost the map and the way to my hometown, Started a plan then I changed it twice, Now the whole operation runs on vibes. Shadow Bastards got away again, Think we're heroes but it all depends, Every mission turns into a mess, Still somehow everybody's impressed. Got confidence beyond belief, No evidence, no receipts, Walk in laughing, leave confused, Somehow that's become the move. Crowd: HEY! [Verse 2 – Dirty Purple Owl] HOO! They call me wise but let's be clear, Last week I flew into a chandelier, Missed my landing, hit a sign, Still pretending everything is fine. Golden eyes but I lose my keys, Can't find prey, can't find trees, Ancient knowledge in my head, Forget why I flew out of bed. Purple feathers, zero grace, Flew straight into a bass-face rave, Everybody says I'm mysterious, Truth is I'm accidentally serious. Crowd: HOO! HOO! [Pre-Chorus] WLUCZYKIJ broke the plan! OWL forgot the master plan! Both arrive completely late! Still somehow we dominate! [Chorus] We're the worst in the business! But we're doing it big! Making bad ideas somehow look legit! Worst in the business! Everybody knows! One flying owl and one dude with no brakes! Polish Crowd: Sowa! WLUCZYKIJ! Sowa! WLUCZYKIJ! [Bridge – Battle Section] WLUCZYKIJ20: You're supposed to be a hunter! OWL: You got lost in a parking lot! WLUCZYKIJ20: At least I show up! OWL: You showed up at the wrong spot! WLUCZYKIJ20: You've got wings! OWL: You've got excuses! WLUCZYKIJ20: You've got feathers! OWL: You've got bad choices! BOTH: Maybe we're both disasters! Maybe that's the point! [Final Drop] WORST! IN THE BUSINESS! WORST! IN THE BUSINESS! HOO! HOO! DIRTY PURPLE OWL! HEY! HEY! WLUCZYKIJ NOW! Polish Festival Chant Jedziesz z tym koksem! Jedziesz z tym koksem! Najgorsi w branży! (Worst in the business!) Ale lecimy dalej! (But we keep going!) [Outro] The Shadow Bastards escaped... The paperwork is missing... Nobody knows what happened... But somehow... The crowd had an amazing time. Dirty Purple Owl: HOO... WLUCZYKIJ20: "Good enough." 🦉💜🇵🇱🔥🎤
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