(Verse 1) Larry David, talkin' loud, never in a crowd Got himself in trouble, shoutin' in the cloud Made a joke offensive, intentions weren't inventive Now a fatwa's on his head, a situation quite depressive (Chorus) Fatwa, fatwa, oh what a dilemma Larry's in the headlines, drama, drama, drama From the network censors to the Ayatollah's demands Can Larry find a way out of this foreign land? (Verse 2) He seeks advice from Susie, her solution quite boozy "Just apologize," she says, "and maybe wear a fez-y" But Larry's too stubborn, his pride in a tizzy He'd rather argue logic, even if it gets quite fizzy (Chorus) Fatwa, fatwa, oh what a dilemma Larry's in the headlines, drama, drama, drama From the network censors to the Ayatollah's demands Can Larry find a way out of this foreign land? (Bridge) He tries to reason, explain his comedic season But cultural barriers make communication treason Lost in translation, frustration takes its toll Larry just wants a pastrami sandwich, escape th