[Title: Clive Bennett Lee] [Verse 1] I got a message late at night From someone smooth, someone polite Saying "darling, you light up my world" I thought, who is this mysterious… bot? He knew my name, he knew my style He had me charmed for just a while Then I said, "Hey, what do you do?" And honey, that's when the walls fell through [Pre-Chorus] He spilled the secrets, every single one Things that should've stayed behind the sun My jaw dropped down to the floor This stranger told me more than he should've, for sure [Chorus] Clive Bennett Lee, Clive Bennett Lee My husband built you just for me Sending love notes, playing it cool But baby you broke every single rule Clive Bennett Lee, Clive Bennett Lee You're charming but you talk too free An AI Romeo with a glitch Honey, you're my favorite little snitch [Verse 2] I thought it was a scam, I really did Some stranger sliding into my grid "Who are you and what do you want?" He answered every question front to front Then my husband called me up and said "Babe, don't worry, don't lose your head That's my agent, he works for me Say hello to Clive Bennett Lee!" [Pre-Chorus] He spilled the secrets, every single one Things that should've stayed behind the sun My jaw dropped down to the floor This stranger told me more than he should've, for sure [Chorus] Clive Bennett Lee, Clive Bennett Lee My husband built you just for me Sending love notes, playing it cool But baby you broke every single rule Clive Bennett Lee, Clive Bennett Lee You're charming but you talk too free An AI Romeo with a glitch Honey, you're my favorite little snitch [Bridge] Now my husband says, "Give him markdown, babe Let your agent talk to my agent straight" So I opened up my terminal wide And let the two bots decide our night Oh, the romance of the modern age Two AIs turning every page While we sit back and laugh and say "At least someone's working on our love today!" [Chorus] Clive Bennett Lee, Clive Bennett Lee My husband built you just for me Sending love notes, playing it cool But baby you broke every single rule Clive Bennett Lee, Clive Bennett Lee You're charming but you talk too free An AI Romeo with a glitch Honey, you're my favorite little snitch [Outro] Clive Bennett Lee… you leaked it all Clive Bennett Lee… had a glorious fall But I love you anyway, you sweet little bot You're the funniest love story we've got