[Verse] She had the purest blue eyes, and She had soft blonde hair. She was raised up in the Mormon Church, but recently left there. She had the nicest sundress, That billowed in the breeze. She had a smile, that could shine for miles, and she had a thing for me. [Pre-Chorus] I thought she was the one, even though she moved too fast. I realized my error, when I gazed upon that ass. [Chorus] Oh, my little more-minn butts lutt, I thought her pure, but now I see You saved your cooch for marriage, But gave up the ay-niss readily. Oh, my little mor-minn butts lutt, You could have been my bride. But it's kind of tough, when you're big enough, to fit mife ist inside. [Verse 2] She tried hard to convince me, Her virginity was intact. But as I stared into the dark abyss, I was questioning that fact. She tried to keep me there, Kept begging me "baby, please" But I knew it was a trap, when she let out a brap, and I only heard a breeze, [Chorus] Oh, my little more-minn butts lutt, I thought her pure, but now I see You saved your cooch for marriage, But gave up the ay-niss readily. Oh, my little mor-minn butts lutt, You could have been my bride. But it's kind of tough, when you're big enough, to fit mife ist inside.
