[short instrumental intro] [verse 1] There’s more hair in the drain than there should be And he likes his steaks half as big as me His eyes go weird when the moon gets fat And he growls in his sleep—what’s up with that? [chorus 1] I think I’m dating a werewolf (And he doesn’t even know it) He howls at reruns on the TV (Then denies it like a poet) My friends all say, “Girl, run away!” But he's just too damn hot to quit So I guess I’m dating a werewolf... And I’m kinda fine with it [verse 2] His nails don’t clip—they chip the file And he sniffed me out from half a mile He says “I’m just hairy, babe, don’t be rude” But why’d he bite that Uber dude? [chorus 2] I think I’m dating a werewolf (And his beard grows back mid-shave) He humped my leg in his sleep one night (Then woke up feelin’ brave) My friends all scream, “This isn’t sane!” But when he lifts his shirt, I submit So I guess I’m dating a werewolf... And I’m kinda down with it [bridge] He tosses, he sweats, he claws the sheets Then pulls me close like I’m fresh meat I should be scared—but this is it I’ve got a guy who doesn’t quit [horn solo] [verse 3] I bought silver… just in case But he kissed me slow and I lost that race He gets real quiet when the moon turns red And my pulse kicks up like a live wire thread [chorus 3] I think I’m dating a werewolf (Someone call my mom, she’s right) I said I’d never date a Gemini— Now I’m howling every night My friends gave up, they won’t reply They just text “Good luck, commit” ‘Cause I’m clearly dating a werewolf... And I’m too far in to quit [fade out]
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