I saw you walking with that girl again, So I followed you both… at a reasonable distance. I’m not a stalker, I’m just observant, And my therapist says I’m “socially divergent.” You blocked my number, unfriended me twice, But I made new accounts, see? Problem solved, nice! You said “move on,” but I’m not done yet, ’Cause I haven’t embarrassed myself enough to forget. I swear I’m normal, I swear I’m fine, I only check your socials Like… twenty times. But it’s totally normal, not weird at all, To memorize your schedule and the layout of the mall. Totally normal, not weird at all, To write you punk rock love songs you’ll never hear at all. Yeah, it’s totally normal, I’m doing great, Please ignore the scrapbook labeled “FATE.” I saw your mom at the grocery store, She said, “Oh god, not you anymore.” I said, “Relax, I’m just buying cheese,” Then knocked over a display and pretended to sneeze. Your new girlfriend looks like a tax accountant, I bet she files things… like a responsible adult. But can she write you songs at 3 A.M.? Can she rhyme “restraining order” with “love again”? I swear I’m coping, I swear I’m chill, I only cried in public Twice… this week… still. But it’s totally normal, not weird at all, To keep your old texts framed up on my wall. Totally normal, not weird at all, To practice conversations in a bathroom stall. Yeah, it’s totally normal, I’m doing fine Please ignore the shrine I built… it’s modern design. I’m not obsessed, I’m just committed, And maybe all my friends Have quit… I’ll admit it. But love is war, And I’ve enlisted Okay, maybe this Got… slightly twisted. Totally normal, not weird at all, To cheer when your breakup post starts to stall. Totally normal, not weird at all, To rehearse a speech for when you call. Yeah, it’s totally normal, I’m doing swell, Ignore the rumors… most of them are kinda true as well. “It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything’s fine.” “Dude… no it’s not.” ©2026 Club LTD Records. All Rights Reserved. [✦ CPU] • Use Freely, Credit Always • NC/CR
