Where's My Stuff? ---------------------- I'm off now, I'm halfway through the door But something's missing, I've looked on the floor My wallet, keys and glasses, right where they always stay Dear, I'm late, so where's my stuff today? Tick-tock, tick-tock Sugar, what's become of my stuff? The taxi's honking at the front gate I can't, can't leave, leave without them, so wait Then my wig, my parrot, my left sock, gone on a getaway Love, I'm in a rush, where's my stuff today? Have I mentioned I've got somewhere to be? Pumpkin, who has moved my things? Why are you, you smiling at the clock? It's in the, in the pantry, I forgot Now the tuba, my pet cloud, my shadow, they've all run away Wife, I've got one shoe, where's my stuff today? I've searched the, searched the whole of this house Did you hide it, you wonderful spouse My birthday, my kneecap, the Atlantic, in cabaret Please, my feet are cold, where's my stuff today? I'm fresh out of time Where's all my stuff today? Is it in the fridge, the attic? Where's my stuff today? Is it with the whale, the mailman? Where's my stuff today? Is it on my face, my pockets? Where's my stuff today? Oh wait! Where's my stuff today? --- "Where's My Stuff" Copyright © 2026 Rik n' Stolti. All rights reserved. [email protected]
