[Genre: Early 80s Synth-Pop Rock] [Mood: Energetic, Frantic, Catchy, Exasperated Parody] [Instrumentation: Driving Drum Machine, Arpeggiated Synths, Electric Guitar] [Vocals: Strong Emotive Female Lead, Laura Branigan Style, Backup Vocals] [Tempo: ~130 bpm] [Intro] (Music starts - driving 80s synth beat, arpeggios) (Optional: distant cat yowl sample) [Verse 1] Gloria, you're always out at dark now Prowling through the alleys, leaving your mark now I think you've got to slow down, the neighbours start to stare I think you cause the cat fights, there's yowling everywhere! You really don't remember, which tomcat made you swoon? Are they fighting in the backyard calling Gloriaaaa? [Chorus] Gloria(Gloria), don't you know they're fighting? (Gloria) If every cat adores you(Gloria), why these nightly battle-scarring? You don't seem to notice Leave my sleep schedule in ruins, oh-oh-oh, hearing Gloriaaa! [Verse 2] Gloria (Gloria), I see your brand new scratches (Gloria) Right across the sofa (Gloria) in destructive little batches (Gloria) But you really don't remember, why my favourite chair is shred? Are the tomcats still complaining the sexy Gloriaaa? [Bridge] Meow-ha-ha, Meow-ha-ha, Gloria, how am *I* gonna get sleep? Will they serenade out window? Will their yowling make me weep?(Gloria) Will you shred my brand new curtains? Wake me up before the dawn? (At 5 AM!) Feel my sanity slipping away, don't believe it can hold on long! And you really don't remember, the chaos that you spread? Are the tomcats *still* out there calling your name Gloriaaa? [Chorus] Gloria(GLORIA), don't you know they're fighting? (Gloria) If every cat adores you(Gloria), why these noisy, scratchy biting? You don't have to answer! Just let me get some quiet, oh-oh-oh, hearing Gloria! [Outro Chorus] Gloria (Gloria), I know it's breakfast time soon (Gloria) You'll be waking me demanding (Gloria) 'neath the fading moon (Gloria) But you really don't remember, all the noise and all the dread? Yeah, the tomcats in the backyard keep calling for their queen bed, Gloria! (Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria) (Yowl, Meow, Scratch, Scratch, Gloria!) (Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria) (Purrrr... at 5 AM...) (Music fades out with synths, maybe a final insistent meow) the noise and all the dread? Yeah, the tomcats in the backyard keep calling for their queen bed, Gloria! (Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria) (Yowl, Meow, Scratch, Scratch, Gloria!) (Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria) (Purrrr... at 5 AM...) (Music fades out with synths, maybe a final insistent meow)