There’s a dog on the block, he’s sniffin’ it clear, Saturodog’s watchin’, he’s always near! He’s a super mutt, he’s got no shame, Staring at your wallet like he's playin' a game! He’s watchin’ the charts, he’s watchin’ the dips, He’s sniffin’ those rug pulls, just waiting for slips, If you try to scam, don’t even try, He’ll poop on your plans and watch you cry! He’s watchin’, he’s sniffin’, while you’re snackin’ on fries, He’s sniffin’ out scams, man, don’t even disguise, Poopin' on scammers, yeah, that’s his thing, Saturodog’s here, let the blockchain sing! He sees you cookin’, he sees you eatin’, He’s waitin’ for that snack, he’s so repeatin’! “Is that bacon I smell? Oh, please give me some!” But no, he's just watchin’ you like, "What’s up, dumb-dumb?" Market’s dumpin’, and Saturodog's stinkin’, Not like fish, he’s just thinkin', “Man, this dump smells like something I stepped in, But that’s okay, I'll go sniff it again!" He’s watchin’, he’s sniffin’, while you’re snackin’ on fries, He’s sniffin’ out scams, man, don’t even disguise, Poopin' on scammers, yeah, that’s his thing, Saturodog’s here, let the blockchain sing! Forget those cats, they just sit and stare, Saturodog’s droppin’ truth everywhere! Dog coins are better, that’s his decree, Cats can't even fetch, can't you see? Saturday’s his day to stalk and to lurk, He’ll watch you work, then eat your jerk, He’s sniffin' your wallet, he's got it all locked, He’s the Saturodog, and he's crypto-rocked! He’s watchin’, he’s sniffin’, while you’re snackin’ on fries, He’s sniffin’ out scams, man, don’t even disguise, Poopin' on scammers, yeah, that’s his thing, Saturodog’s here, let the blockchain sing! So remember, when you’re munchin' your lunch, Saturodog’s got his nose by your butt, He’s sniffin’ the blockchain, he’s ready to bite, But only if you’re scamming, then he’s outta sight!
