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[Spoken word] Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? [Spoken Word] Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of three feet three inches tall and sixty three point nine pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. [Spoken word] Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. [Spoken Word] They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. [Spoken word] With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. [Spoken Word] Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. [applause, cheers, crowd goes wild]