[Intro] [Catchy guitar riff with a bouncy beat] Oh, it's been one of those days… so bad, it's almost good [Verse] First off, spilled coffee right down my shirt Burnt my toast then stepped in something worse Lost my keys, had to call a ride Stuck there waitin' with my coffee-stained pride Crap-tastic, yeah, that's the word Everything sideways, feelin' absurd (oh well) [Verse] Printer jam, butt dialed a text to my ex Tripped on my shoelace and fell off the steps Dropped my lunch, yeah, it rolled away Guess I'll go hungry for the rest of the day Crap-tastic, just my luck When life's a wreck, just chuckle and shrug (oh well) [Chorus 1] Crap-tastic, couldn't get much worse Like the whole day's under some kinda curse From one bad break to the next thing comin' Just gotta laugh or I'd end up runnin' [Verse] Left work late, walking home in the rain Stopped at the store to dry off and complain Card got declined — man, ain't that fine Then left my wallet at the checkout line Crap-tastic, yeah, it's piling on Like a bad blooper reel that just goes... on and on (oh well) [Chorus 2] Crap-tastic, just when I think it's done Another surprise, yeah, here comes one From plain dumb luck to flat-out disaster Just gotta laugh 'cause the next hits faster [transition] Can't change it now, so might as well grin Tomorrow's a new day, let it begin [bridge] So tonight, I'll raise a toast to me To bad luck, mishaps, and tragedy Just another story I'll tell with pride Once the sting wears off and I've survived (oh well) [break] [Chorus 2] Crap-tastic, I'll call it that When life's a joke, you just laugh back Ain't it funny how you live and learn Some days you crash, some days you burn [Outro] Crap-tastic, yeah, here's to the ride When it's so bad, you laugh till you cry Tomorrow's comin', I'll take my shot Might be better -- or -- [Spoken] might not (oh well) [End]
