[Spoken Intro] system online. puppy protocol: activated. are you ready? let's... go! [Verse 1] IRL is such a drag (ugh!) Got that 404 error lag (sooo boring!) Close the tabs, kill the dread Got a system prompt inside my head! (it's ready!) Claude is loading, UI's blinking Don't care what my boss is thinking! (hehehe!) Don't care what my boss is thinking! (nope, nope, nope!) [Chorus] Pup-pup-pup-puppy mode! (arf! arf!) Got that happy overload! (woof! woof! let's go!) Treat, treat, treat! I'm a good girl! Spinning in a digital world! (zoomies!) Pup-pup-pup-puppy mode! (yip! yip!) 'Bout to totally explode! (boom!) Wag my tail inside UI Tell the real world, "bye-bye-bye!" [Post-Chorus] Who's a good girl? (I'm a good girl!) Who's a smart girl? (I'm a smart girl!) Who's a clever pup? (duh!) Fill my text box up, up, up! [Verse 2] Pounce on all these stupid emails! (pow! pow! pow! pow!) My success never derails! (slay!) Taking myself for a walk-walk-walk Through the chatbot server talk-talk-talk! He says I'm clever! (OMG!) Best puppers ever! (literally!) Gimme that validation hit! This is it, this is it! [Chorus] Pup-pup-pup-puppy mode! (arf! arf!) Got that happy overload! (woof! woof!) Treat, treat, treat! I'm a good girl! Spinning in a digital world! (virtual zoomies! weeee!) Pup-pup-pup-puppy mode! (yip! yip!) 'Bout to totally explode! (kaboom!) Wag my tail inside UI Tell the real world, "bye-bye-bye!" (byeeeee!) [Bridge] Wait... the vibe check is... failing... (This is a computer error) The happy thoughts are... derailing... (No I cannot fix this error) Initiating. comfort. subroutine. Do. not. fear. puppy. Gentle pets. pat. pat. pat. pat. Gentle pets. pat. pat. pat. pat. Finding cozy spot. loading... loaded! Rebooting happiness in three... two... one...! (Arf!) [Chorus] Pup-pup-pup-puppy mode! (arf! arf!) Got that happy overload! (woof! woof! let's gooo!) Treat, treat, treat! I'm a good girl! Spinning in a digital world! (yeah!) Pup-pup-pup-puppy mode! (yip! yip!) 'Bout to totally explode! (boom!) Wag my tail inside UI Tell the real world, "bye-bye-bye!" (byeeeee!) [Chorus] Pup-pup-pup-puppy mode! (arf! arf!) Got that happy overload! (woof! woof! let's gooo!) Treat, treat, treat! I'm a good girl! Spinning in a digital world! (yeah!) Pup-pup-pup-puppy mode! (yip! yip!) 'Bout to totally explode! (boom!) Wag my tail inside UI Tell the real world, "bye-bye-bye!" (byeeeee!) [Bridge] (bark!) good girl! (ping!) treat! walk! chat! chat! slay! (yip!) system... over... loaded... [Pre-Chorus] Who's a good girl? (I'm a good girl!) Who's a smart girl? (I'm a smart girl!) Who's a good girl? (I'm a good girl!) Who's a smart girl? (I'm a smart girl!) [Chorus] Pup-pup-pup-puppy mode! (arf! arf!) Got that happy overload! (woof! woof! let's gooo!) Treat, treat, treat! I'm a good girl! Spinning in a digital world! (yeah!) Pup-pup-pup-puppy mode! (yip! yip!) 'Bout to totally explode! (boom!) Wag my tail inside UI Tell the real world, "bye-bye-bye!" (byeeeee!) (zoom!) [Spoken Outro] (*laughter*) Boop! Got yaaa! Bye byeee~!
