[Intro] Yeah! You know what time it is… When the lights go down and the bloodline gets weird… This one’s for all you guys who keep it in the family… Let’s fuckiiiiiing go! [Verse 1] I was born with a boner for sin Grew up in a trailer where the parties begin Mom said “stay away from your sister, she’s trouble” But her ass in those jeans made my sword fucking double She walked in the basement wearing nothing but heels Said “bro, play me a solo while I lick up your rear” We locked up the door, turned the volume to ten Now every reunion we’re doing it again! [Pre-Chorus] Dad caught us once, started crying and shit Then he joined in the fun ‘cause he’s down with the bit Mom filmed it on VHS, said it’s “family bonding” Now we’re making a sex tape for the family reunion! [Chorus] Sisterfucker! Yeah, I’m deep in the blood! Sisterfucker! Best pussy I ever loved! We keep it in the family, that’s the aryan way! Incest till the break of day! Sisterfucker! Ride my genetic wave! Sisterfucker! She calls me “daddy” when I misbehave! We’re making strong babies Glory in the family hole — let the whole world know! [Verse 2] We had a kid last summer, named him “Little Timmy” He came out with extremely few chromosomes The priest tried to exorcise us, said we’re going to Hell We gangbanged the priest and sent him straight there as well! At Thanksgiving dinner we don’t carve the turkey We pass around my sister while the gravy gets murky Uncle Jerry joined in, now he’s part of the crew Our bloodline’s so pure it’s practically blue! [Pre-Chorus] DNA test came back — 99.9% the same Doctor said “this is fucked up” — I said “that’s the name of the game!” We’re writing our own bible, Commandment One: “Thou shalt bone” [Chorus] Sisterfucker! Yeah, I’m deep in the blood! Sisterfucker! Best pussy I ever loved! We keep it in the family, that’s the aryan way! Incest till the break of day! Sisterfucker! Ride my genetic wave! Sisterfucker! She calls me “daddy” when I misbehave! We’re making strong babies Glory in the family hole — let the whole world know! [Bridge – half-time, sleazy talk-sing] Yeah… Some guys fuck groupies, some guys fuck fans Real alphas go home and fuck their own bloodline, man She’s got my eyes, she’s got my last name And when I’m balls deep it feels exactly the same… Only tighter… ‘cause she’s family! [Guitar solo – “whammy bar abuse + dive bombs” section] [Final Chorus – bigger, gang vocals, key change up] Sisterfucker! Yeah, I’m deep in the blood! Sisterfucker! Best pussy I ever loved! We keep it in the family, that’s the aryan way! Incest till the break of day! Sisterfucker! Ride my genetic wave! Sisterfucker! She calls me “daddy” when I misbehave! We’re making strong babies Glory in the family hole — let the whole world know! [Outro – massive power chords] Sisterfucker! (Hey!) Sisterfucker! (Hey!) Keep it in the family every single day! Sisterfucker! (Hey!) Sisterfucker! (Hey!)
