[intro: spoken, old timey voice, tin mic, scratchy muffled gramophone sounds underneath] And now... on with the show! [backing starts] MC Mabozza Richi DJ is Ceiling Cat You know that he can see you When you spanking it to that This one goes out to gooners, the coomers but not the groomers - they can do one. Keep it legal and it's just a bit of fun. [verse: rapped, male] She was a Chinese chola: yo soy te llamo la salsa Break me in a battle - not even a dan-sa Spinning bird kick applied with maximum violence To my face I ran away to live on an island [triplet rap] Training all day on the side of a cliff Bend like a reed in the wind and then stiff Dodging like Neo your agents like Smith Doze tanking ciphers and baiting to switch [male: singsong rhythm] I really can’t believe that I’m getting to sleep with Trinity Because some old lady convinced her that she was into me I’m not Morpheus, nah I’m more like Orpheus, see? Musician, prophet and poet of skill most legendary Sailing the seas with Jason seeking a fleece He even went down into hell for his wife Eurydice [male: back to rap, strong punch into hook] Nowadays if you’re horny you’re not leaving the house Fantasising a porn-o with a digital mouse The sexy fictional characters made in Japan and America Imagining that they’re real and that they’re here to take care of ya [hook: sung, female] Lines so fine, With ink divine, It's animation Babe station time. Draw the curtains, Shut the door Loob up, get down To rule thirty four [verse: male rapped, fast, breathless 14-16 spilling over bars] Rum ham it’s always sunny Dribble like Karen Carney Swingers baby so money Got beef? Fred and we’ll barney Bam! Bamm! Over your pebbles Rubbling Wilma with Dino Betty’s feet driving my pedals Bedrocking sheet on her shingle. If only they were single... My Jetson’s tingling. I need a toonie with no ring, To do some dingle mingling. Peaches are the features Redeemed the most to me recently Might sound like a reach - but I'm feeling a peek at She-go. Showing her evil freaky shit to tweak and pique her libido. Greedily squeaking her need of a villainous filling feedo Eager to please, I see to her Needs vis-a-vee her b-hole. Get down on both my knees I’m in those cheeks like a weasel. Moreish like a Dorito. I’m a whoreish mosquito. She’s my gory tuxedo. [full backing cut out] Not Kim tho - No. pee-doughs! [beat] [backing hits back in] [male: starts to get more out of the pocket] No mess with Jessica Said with the greatest respect Cos she’s the Queen of Toon Town But she’s been ridden to death I’m thinking with a little history for fishing my peen Going to visit with the ladies of the Mystery Machine Velma Dinkley’s got the jinkies and she’s missing her glasses Daphne’s with her on their knees and I go deep in their asses [male:singsong rhythm, conversational enjambment] Scooby dooby doobie doo I’d like to feel their boobies ooh And If it wasn’t for those pesky kids I’d have gotten away with it too! Run the haunted amusement park - I'm Old Man WITHERS Ripping my mask off and give your girlie the shivers [back in tight to the pocket, standard 8s] Teenage like a ninja turtle talking April O’Neil Undercover her jumpsuit and then report from the field Let her climb into my man hole - fan of a sewer Leonardo on guard while me and Raphael do her Donatello does machines - not a good fit Mike’s coked out his shell, got the turtling dick I don’t know how to quit! Started out as an act But now I’m googling the ages of the Animaniacs Hello nurse, I’ve got a boo boo on my pee pee and its ooh ooh, Could yoo hoo help me ease my pain - give me pinky and the brain? I'm thinking Minerva Mink has been drinking the champagne Hip - hippos are over with her and they’re running a train! Awww man, ok it’s time for an adult in the room. Doc be trying to von Scratch n sniff on Katie Ka-Boom [Female: judgmental punchline] If you feel like real girls are just too slow Cos the rude cartoons do the ah-hee-ah-go Shut the laptop - go out and touch grass Quit drinking the goon juice - get some real ass
