[Female Vocalist] [Intro, shouted] FIVE A.M.! GOOD FUCKING MORNING! [Verse 1] The manor's dead quiet The whole world's asleep Dragons in their bedrooms Buried under sheets Alduin's having nightmares Sahrotaar's feeling blue Paarthurnax is meditating And Odahviing hasn't got a clue Well, this is fucking miserable What are we gonna do? I've got an excellent idea. [Chorus] GOOD FUCKING MORNING! GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF BED! GOOD FUCKING MORNING! STOP MOPING IN YOUR HEAD! You've got wings! You've got claws! You've got centuries of trauma! SO FUCK THE PAWS! GOOD FUCKING MORNING! LET'S MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE! [Verse 2] I kick open Alduin's door "Rise and shine, you mardy bitch!" She looks at me like murder So I give her bedroom switch Paarthurnax says, "Blorvika, This hour is quite absurd." I throw a pillow at her face. "Did you fucking hear the word?" Sahrotaar starts laughing Odahviing joins the fight Five minutes later someone's Falling through the chandelier tonight! [Chorus] GOOD FUCKING MORNING! GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF BED! GOOD FUCKING MORNING! STOP MOPING IN YOUR HEAD! You've got wings! You've got claws! You've got centuries of trauma! SO FUCK THE PAWS! GOOD FUCKING MORNING! LET'S MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE! [Verse 3] Then there's Cunt upstairs Trying to get some fucking sleep Poor bastard's got his head down When I start to fucking beep "Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Get your lazy arse awake!" He opens up his bedroom door And I yell: **"FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"** I portal through the hallway Then I portal through his chair He tries to catch me I appear behind him "GOOD MORNING, CUNT! I HOPE YOU LIKE THE FUCKING AIR!" [Breakdown] No more crying! No more gloom! No more sitting in your fucking room! If you're sad I'll make you scream! If you're brooding I'll ruin your dream! If you're thinking Too damn much... **I'LL HIT YOU WITH A FUCKING CUSHION!** [Final Chorus] GOOD FUCKING MORNING! GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF BED! GOOD FUCKING MORNING! PUT SOME CHAOS IN YOUR HEAD! You're my sisters! You're my idiots! You're my favourite fucking fools! And Cunt, you're coming with us! **NO, YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE!** GOOD FUCKING MORNING! LET THE WHOLE DAMN MANOR SHAKE! GOOD FUCKING MORNING! FOR FUCK'S SAKE, IT'S FIVE A.M.! [Outro, shouted] GOOD FUCKING MORNING! ... Now who's making breakfast?
