When the Cats Conquer the World

[Silly instrumental intro] [Cool, fun verse] When the cats take over, the world will be a purr-fect place With their whiskers and their tails, they'll conquer time and space They'll scratch their way to the top, with a me-ow and a hiss Cat loaves and toe beans, pretty kitty bliss [Powerful pre-chorus] No more dog days... We'll all be under their spell When they rule the world... Everything will be swell [Upbeat, fun, catchy chorus] When the cats conquer the world, everything is purr-fect They'll have nine lyves on the line, and we'll all be on the edge It's a game of cat and mouse, but they're in control I'm fee-line fine, when the cats conquer the world [Instrumental bop] [Cool, fun verse] Chasing birds and mice with a twinkle in their eye And lounging in the sun, beneath the sky Their claws will be sharp, their fur will be sleek And when they knead bread, the whole world will freak [Powerful pre-chorus] Mis-chiv-us and playful... And chaotic, too The cats will rock the world... And there's nothing we can do [Upbeat, fun, catchy chorus] When the cats conquer the world, everything is purr-fect They'll have nine lyves on the line, and we'll all be on the edge It's a game of cat and mouse, but they're in control I'm fee-line fine, when the cats conquer the world [8-bit solo] [Bridge breakdown] Humans, bring your tuna as tribute to the horde Served on silver platters to our cattitude overlords Give them lots of pets, until they bite your hands That's quite enough, bow to the fluff, and await their next demands [Instrumental build up] [Upbeat, fun, catchy chorus] Now that the cats conquered the world, everything is purr-fect They have nine lyves on the line, and we're all on the edge It's a game of cat and mouse, but they're in control I've been fee-line fine, since the cats conquered the world [Fanfare ending]