🎵 Verse 1 “We strike tonight!” the Baron cried, “While goats watch hockey side by side!” 🏒 Boots yelled, “I LIKE THIS PLAN A LOT!” Then forgot what the plan… even was 🤦♂️ 🎵 Chorus HE SHOOTS—HE SCORES—BLEEEAAAT!! 🐐 Wait—are we hunting or watching that?! We came for snacks, not hockey plays— BUT NOW WE’RE CHEERING ANYWAYS! 🎵 Verse 2 Sam says, “Guys… we’re getting off track…” But no one listens in the pack 😅 Chewbert says, “Ah yes, cuisine…” While licking chops at the TV screen 🎵 Chorus HE SHOOTS—HE SCORES—WHAT A NIGHT! We forgot the rabbit… out of sight 😬 Worst hunters in prairie land— But BEST hockey fans… unplanned!
