# Hidden Island Tour [Intro — spoken] “Where are we going now?” The duck conductor points through the mist. A hidden island appears. “…That was not there five minutes ago.” **QUACK.** “Of course it wasn’t.” [Verse 1] Past the glowing Dreamscape shoreline, Through a silver curtain wide, There’s a little secret pathway To a hidden island side. Black trees curl around the beaches, Purple lanterns mark the way, And a duck in tiny sunglasses says, “Welcome. Tour starts today.” [Chorus] Take the Hidden Island tour, Mind the monsters by the shore. There are caves beneath the moonlight, And probably several doors. Stay together, don’t go wandering, Ignore anything that says “boo”— On the Hidden Island tour, There’s always something strange to do. [Verse 2 — Vampire] The vampire checks the map twice. “This route goes through a cave.” The duck nods. “There are bats?” **QUACK.** “Excellent.” “There are spiders?” **QUACK.** “…Less excellent.” “There is tea?” The duck produces a flask. He smiles. “Lead the way.” [Bridge] Past the cliffs and secret gardens, Past a waterfall of light, Through a tunnel full of echoes That start giggling in the night. Skeletons wave from an old bridge, Ghosts pop up behind a tree— And one tiny duck tour guide says, “Please remain with your party.” [Final Chorus] Take the Hidden Island tour, There’s still plenty left in store. Ancient paths and hidden chambers, Things we’ve never seen before. From Shark Island to the Dreamscape, Now this secret place comes through— Every strange road leads somewhere, And we’re following it too. [Outro — spoken] The tour guide stops. “Last stop.” A huge ancient door appears. The vampire stares. “…What’s behind that?” The duck smiles. **QUACK.** “That is not an answer.” The door begins to open.
